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Thanks.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I think being cold and harsh is enough. The deks turning point is well past now, since you're leaving so no need to get enraged. Pranks and similar are never good, you're a responsible adult AND you're leaving... why bother?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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I don't really intend to do anything except to hand over that piece of paper. There are a few more people here who are still looking for a way out. They are happy for everyone who finally comes so far, but they also know that things become another notch worse for them. Some silly ideas what to do when you finally manage to escape are ok, if they make them feel a little better.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Well then, bind the boss, soak everything in gasoline, leave him a saw to free himeself and set everything alight. then walk out not looking back while lighting a cigarette from the burning office (even if you don't smoke.). 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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My first employer had some interesting tasks to do from this[^] perspective. 
The handcuff would be attached to one of the fins, keeping him nice and warm in the rocket's exhaust while he is on his way to the stratosphere.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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But then I would have to wait until I win a lottery...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I can think of plenty of fun ideas. The problem is that most of them would get you punched in the face, sued, or worse. I've often had the fantasy of quitting my job in such a "creative" manner, but so far (35 years and counting), sanity has prevailed. 
The best way to handle this is in a professional manner. While you may think that you will never work for (or with) your current boss again, "Never" is a long time. You also don't want to ruin your reputation in the field.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I would love to be Homer while I am at the job and become Bart for my last day.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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All the best for your new career.
Over the years, I've realized two things - In professional life there are no permanent friends or foes. And the world is indeed round.
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As others have said, be the adult, keep it civil.
When I turned in my notice at my last position, the manager said, "I don't understand..."
Blah, blah, blah...
I never thought she'd leave, either, but, a few years later, she left and is now working in the building next to me; different company, but who knows what may happen?
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CDP1802 wrote: Any other bad, yet fun ideas?
Many, but as others said, Don't.
The worst thing you can do to your boss is a big silly smile from ear to ear showing him how happy you are to leave.
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That will not be too hard.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I wore a Looney Tunes tie to work one day and my boss asked me why I chose that tie and I told him; "This is a Mickey Mouse organization, I just thought it appropriate."
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Now, that's poetry!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Definitely DON'T!
After a long last-day lunch (we used to do that back then) a colleague replied to his boss's farewell speech with some very choice words.
One phone call, and he didn't start at his new job on Monday. Or ever.
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KONAMI
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Adrift ?
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Obviously too easy; you're up tomorrow.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
"Look, Miss Thompson. I know you think I'm an idiot, but normally I'm quite normal. It's only when I'm in the presence of a lady that I... It's really just an interesting psychological phenomenon. If a man who is susceptible to a type of para-Freudian syndrome like this encounters a nubile female, what happens?"
Which movie?
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That's no movie - it's my life! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Beauty and the Beast?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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