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I know all about you.
Also, don't look out your window right now 
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I have several: my real birthday (1st Jan 1900), my official birthday (31st April), and at least one other.
I acquired my official birthday in school, where it worked to prevent me being "given the bumps" for 3 years. Bullies generally aren't clever people...
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Brittle1618 wrote: They're annoying actually
They are indeed. I got so fed up with them at school that Herself now describes me as "not good at being bullied" - I tend to act with an excessive and probably inappropriate response. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: not good at being bullied
How could someone expect one to be good at "being bullied"
OriginalGriff wrote: I tend to act with an excessive and probably inappropriate response
Yeah, that's appropriate  )
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You'd be surprised. Most people are very good at being bullied: it starts small, so they give in and do what the bully wants. Then it gets bigger, and bigger, until they don't even realize it's happening any more - they do it because that's the way things are.
It's a lot easier to be bullied than to stand against it - and often a lot less painful (in the short term)
Look at domestic violence, some bosses and co-workers, ... it's not just in schools.
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Yeah, have seen some cases where
OriginalGriff wrote: they give in and do what the bully wants
And as you said
OriginalGriff wrote: it gets bigger, and bigger
Making the victim more and more frustrated,leading em to hate everything around them.
Don't know how this "Bullying" thing will come to an end. Our people need to grow up mentally now, I guess.
You were "not good at being bullied", that implies that you stood against the bullies. That's pretty impressive, I must say  
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OriginalGriff wrote: for example, do you know mine?
Yes, it is 1900-01-01.
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...and if it didn't, someone would complain it didn't notify them of their great-great-grandmother's 116th birthday tomorrow.
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on this last day of 2015 i would like to wish all cp members a happy new year. may this new year brings a lot of happiness and success for you and your dear ones.
Ravi Khoda
Humanity is the best religion and smile is the best medicine.
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Thank you and wish you the same.
Life is a computer program and everyone is the programmer of his own life.
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Happy New Year from France.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Happy new year!
The quick brown ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.
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Happy new year! 
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Since this is the last day of year in my time zone, here is your opportunity to use your witty and humorous responses that might expire in 2015. You might have seen the way YT comment section is. People just rant/argue about things totally unrelated to the video content. Some responses are actually linked to content and is funny to read. Let us attempt that for one time only. Here is the content to begin with:
Black is easily my favorite color. Also, I do not intend to buy Apple products ever.
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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d@nish wrote: Black is easily my favorite color. Also, I do not intend to buy Apple products ever.
Sure. Let us start with aligning your spellings to go with your locale, shall we? 
I ain't got no signature.
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USA!USA!
"You'd have to be a floating database guru clad in a white toga and ghandi level of sereneness to fix this goddamn clusterfuck.", BruceN[ ^]
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Universally Shared A***hole?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That could only come from an A**hole, Universally Shared
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So black expends little effort in being a hue pleasing to you? Lazy b*stard!
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I'm not sure if other countries do this, but in the Netherlands it's customary for employers to give their employees a gift for Christmas, usually in the form of a box with groceries.
My employer gives the employees a big piece of meat, a big piece of fish, an expensive bottle of liquor and two bottles of good wine.
Nice enough, except when you're a vegetarian and don't drink alcohol...
So I got cheeses and juices.
I like the cheeses, but the juices...
They're pure juices. Purest of the pure. They're not all sweet, like you think juices are supposed to be. Some are sour. They're intense. I don't know if I can take any more of these juices.
I'm drinking blackberry juice right now and... Well it's not sweet like the last blackberry juice I drank. It's even worse than the passion fruit juice I had.
Oh my god they're great I need more juices! These aren't drinks, they're experiences! They're like drugs! GIMME MORE JUICES!!!
So much better than alcohol.
And by the way, this is my first *drunk post* EVER! Except it's not alcohol that does the talking, it's the juice.
I'm currently waiting for the pure juice effects to wear off... 
juice.
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..sounds like you had so much sugar that it is overloading your intestines and fermenting in there. Are you sure it is not the alcohol talking?
As for pure fruit-juice goes, I heard it blends well with rum. Especially if you got some coconut and pineapple.
Sander Rossel wrote: in the Netherlands it's customary for employers to give their employees a gift
for Christmas, usually in the form of a box with groceries.
More and more are moving towards gift-vouchers so that employees have the freedom to choose a gift from a website.
I still like the old grocery-box more, including the litter that surrounds the box after opening
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: sounds like you had so much sugar
Not from the juices though
Eddy Vluggen wrote: moving towards gift-vouchers
Like V&D, which were all useless...  
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