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I have my machete within reach ... 
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We use the same solution I see...
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Burglar was the answer I use to give as a kid when an adult asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I think it had something to do with the stubble and the black and grey hooped shirt. I have the stubble and I don't always scan everything through the self-service checkout*
*Fast and hard rule - if it doesn't scan after the 3rd attempt, it goes in the bag.
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Thanks Chris - for giving me the opportunity for shameless self promotion.
I have written a free webcam based movement detection security piece of software[^] for anyone concerned about their home security.
It really is free - I only make beer money out of the advertising.
(It has been downloaded in the region of 531,000 times since its release 5 years ago - so it can't be completely crap, actually I take that back[^])
[edit - retraction of my claim of 531k of downloads making it a non-crap piece of software]
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
modified 23-Dec-15 8:06am.
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Quote: Microsoft Windows --> XP, Vista, Windows 7 or Windows 8.
Wot no 10?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It probably works on 10(my professionalism just shines though in that statement).
It's just that I have not installed 10 on any of my machines, yet... because I am scared of Windows 10 
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Ah, you heard that 10 8 9?
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chriselst wrote: the busiest day of the year for burglars in the UK.
Well, some of us prefer to avoid the long lines, awful muzac, and grumpy clerks at the retail stores. 
Marc
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Tis the season
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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According to the answers we live in a world full of depression, disturbance and hatred...
Happy Mary Christmas to all!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: According to the answers we live in a world full of depression, disturbance and hatred...
So tell me. What's New ?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Don't forget greed and corruption.
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Are you offering me money? (If do, please mail me to give the bank details...  )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Usually brick, on the corner of Main and 5th, armed guard when you walk in door, big vault inside and people behind bullet proof glass that love to take your money. 
Merry hohoho
New version: WinHeist Version You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: depression, disturbance and hatred.
You say that like it's a bad thing!
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Come to maturity near the wolf hunter (6)
Hint: "... from earth's lips spoken without sound."
Hint:
nimrod - 2W
manage - 1W
puberty - 2W (but too long)
sniper - 2B
mowgli - 3W
antler - 2B
awaken - 1W 1B
cinder - 2B
boiler - 2B
archer - 2B
Hint: "a rose by any other name"
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 23-Dec-15 7:08am.
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A wild guess Nimrod
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Manage?
(Man is the only animal that hunts wolves, and to age is - allegedly - related to maturity)
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| 1W
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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PUBERTY ??
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Too much letters...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I wanted the mastermind clue
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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SNIPER by any chance?
I ain't got no signature.
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