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Pa! Antipodeans have no idea what taste is! That powdery muck you call "vegemite" sounds like it was invented by a vegan - yeeeeuk! 
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Chris Maunder wrote: Vegemite is hallowedabominated by the Gods.
FTFY
The person who invented Vegemite's taste buds must have been shot off in the war...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Chris Maunder wrote: Marmite is what the limp-wristed or those lacking in taste and culture sink.
Were you eating the Kiwi Marmite? I tried Vegemite - it was less strong (both in salt and meatyness) than Marmite. I'd assumed some marketing whizz had blended marmite with butter, before I found out it was a different product.
At least we can both laugh at the merkins I suppose - they spread it like jam and think it's disgusting, little knowing it is ambrosia extracted from the brewing gods when eaten correctly.
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This story is 7 months old! The product was due for release in July. Was it released? Did anyone buy it?
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With a title like that I refuse to open that link, there are some thing that are just too offensive. Besides Promite is the spread of choice!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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yeah - its as bad as peanut butter & chocolate (dons flame-proof suit)
On the vegemite vs marmite vs promite wars : Years ago while cycling from Paris to Bruges, we did a brewery tour (as one does  ) and the guide who had sussed out which nationalities were present said (to the effect of)
the sludge on the bottom of the vat is what we call marmite and sell to the Brits
the sludge on the top of the vat is what we call vegemite and sell to the Aussies
(and just then a toilet flushed) and the guide said 'and thats what we sell to the americans'
meh - whatever, different strokes, too religious (and care factor 0) about other people's rants
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amazing!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Amazing! Huge red circles out in space, amazing!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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If you eat a Christmas tree, can you get tinsillitis?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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If you did, I would refir you to a specialist
Life is too shor
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I would pine for their quick recovery.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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I recently bought a Christmas Tree and the bloke asked me "Are you going to put it up yourself?"
I said "No I'm going to put it up in the Lounge, you pervert."
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modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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/ravi
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You must be barking mad.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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From what I hear, you actually get tinnitus.
But you have me stumped; on pines and needles - what's the answer?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I need to start compiling these into a list.
Your mind: it scares me and amuses me, equally.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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My master list is on the PC - which is powered off at the moment- I'll email you a copy tomorrow... Docx OK?
(I keep a list so I don't repeat myself  )
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Went to the dark side - Windows 10 - over the weekend. After a rocky start, and restart, it looks okay. It seems to have adjusted my screen resolution some how as everything looks crisper.
After a few mis-starts I have been able to use my installed programs. Now if I can just turn off everything I told it to turn off during installation. (Yes it ignored the instructions).
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Welcome to 10! Keep in mind: If you just did an upgrade to 10, your computer is now activated for 10. If you wish you can download the install ISO and create a DVD, so you can do a "clean" install (Assuming you don't mind re-installing all your apps).
How do we preserve the wisdom men will need,
when their violent passions are spent?
- The Lost Horizon
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