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There is an other level - you have to say 'sorry' from time to time even she didn't asked you to do so...Also flowers and expensive chocolate/jewels are part of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Oh no, you should NEVER say Sorry unless there's a valid reason for it. Otherwise she'll just wonder what the hell you've been up to - and the result of that is hardly ever a positive experience...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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And NEVER bring flowers unless it is a birthday or something, otherwise she will KNOW you are up to something!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I used to buy my wife flowers and all I got was "I don't like them" or "They're the wrong colour" or "You bought me those a fortnight ago". So, for about the last 40 years, I just give her some money every week to buy her own. It cuts out a lot of earache.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Once you've learnt to say sorry for no reason... His father said so, thus he did have a reason.
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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So true! I sent the Missus down to the beach to stay at a timeshare condo I've have for over 20 years. After arriving, she was so pissed she had to call right away...the room overlooks the parking lot! My response...'I'm sorry.' She was also unhappy that her friend cancelled on her at the last minute. Again, I said 'I'm sorry.' It is supposed to rain for the next few days...you know what I said!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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My Dad told me marriage was the end of my problems. He just didn't tell which end!
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Especially helpful when she is pissed at you because of something you did in her dream last night. -True story
Psychosis at 10
Film at 11
Those who do not remember the past, are doomed to repeat it.
Those who do not remember the past, cannot build upon it.
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Inspired plagiarised from Griff's FSOW yesterday.
ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ (7)
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Plagiarism! Quick! To the Spam&AbuseCave™!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Holy rip-offs Sheepman!
veni bibi saltavi
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If nobody dares to answer I will give it at try:
PINBALL?
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No that's not correct. The indigo and violet are very similar colours though I see where the confusion may occur. @HobbyProggy got the answer see below.
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I saw the answer already.
And I looked about a minute on the colours to see if there is a difference. While I suspected it at first glance I did not see a difference finally (may be sourced by staring too much).
Result:
Please don't use such colours again. The old guys here like Griff and me are no longer able to see the difference.
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OK no problem, I won't use colours again. (just for the benefit of us old guys )
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RAINBOW
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Aren't the last two the same colour?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not according to the code.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Yes, according to science. Seems Newton made up the final distinction to fit in with the numerological aspects of his theology. If you need to see seven, you see seven!
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Check your eyes!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If I zoom in to 500% I can see it...
Old age is creeping up on me...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes that's the answer I had. Sorry for the delay in replying, I had a 1 hour 10 minute meeting. Don't you just hate it when work gets in the way of fun.
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Yep thats life
But a good one you did there
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Thanks. Well done getting the solution
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Also see a return on investment from an x86 register for these robots (8)
modified 17-Dec-15 6:28am.
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