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"Page 1 of 672"
..aight, might take a while 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Shipping one vehicle with e.g. a Ferry or Train then costs always the same....whether it is a passenger car or a truck...? I have my doubts.
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Room on a train or ferry is cheaper compared to an airplane; room is always sparse, and even baggage is checked for weight.
And yes, you are talking about "one". Now define that; if my vehicle occupies twice the room and weight, does it count as one?
If yes, than mass-transportation of those items becomes cheap; link them and claim it is a single car with lotsa wheels.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Fat chance of that working!
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Give this man extra fries 
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/ravi
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Well, if it keeps the plane balanced...
Marc
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You should sit him / her in the middle, so that the gravity center balance is reinforced
M.D.V. 
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If I were CEO of the airlines, I would install arm rests that did not go up. "Yep, we gave you 22A and 22B. Good luck!"
Or maybe I'd give two seats in separate isles...
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modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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gardnerp wrote: Or maybe I'd give two seats in separate isles[^]...
That's a bit extreme - surely separate aisles[^] would work just as well? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hah! Spellchecker can't fix stupid!
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gardnerp wrote: Or maybe I'd give two seats in separate isles
Don't laugh, I have seen this done, a big guy purchased 2 seats next to each other and the allocation then gave him 2 seats in separate isles. He was not amused.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: 2 seats in separate isles[^].
Was it Man[^] and Wight[^]?
Or did you mean separate aisles[^]?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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How can I possibly respond to this thread without offending obese people? 
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It seems you just answered your own question... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Slacker007 wrote: How can I possibly respond to this thread without offending obese people?
Don't worry about it, they have a thick skin.
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But how many meals do they get?
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Free meals on flights? What year is this? 1975?
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Good. I hope they do this elsewhere. Airlines constructed these little prisons they call seats. I remember spending hours next to a 400 pound man and getting his sweat marks for my trouble.
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They should start an airline for fat people.
However I suspect it wouldn't take off.
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Yes.
Each obese passenger should be offered two aisle seats across from one another, like seats marked C and D.
But how would the stewardesses roll down the food cart?
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Hey Nish that's insulting to all of us fat f*cks
... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet. - Henry Minute
I'm still looking (eagerly) for wisdom in terms of best practices in OO design; and I doubt I'll ever quit looking. - BillWoodruff
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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So - they get an extra seat for free . . . and the rest of us have to pay heavy fees if our luggage is a bit heavy.
Sounds sensible to me.
Canada's court is just trying to push the Flying Fat Nudist agenda.
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