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But how many meals do they get? 
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Free meals on flights? What year is this? 1975?
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Good. I hope they do this elsewhere. Airlines constructed these little prisons they call seats. I remember spending hours next to a 400 pound man and getting his sweat marks for my trouble.
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They should start an airline for fat people.
However I suspect it wouldn't take off.
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Yes.
Each obese passenger should be offered two aisle seats across from one another, like seats marked C and D.
But how would the stewardesses roll down the food cart?
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Hey Nish that's insulting to all of us fat f*cks
... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet. - Henry Minute
I'm still looking (eagerly) for wisdom in terms of best practices in OO design; and I doubt I'll ever quit looking. - BillWoodruff
Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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So - they get an extra seat for free . . . and the rest of us have to pay heavy fees if our luggage is a bit heavy.
Sounds sensible to me.
Canada's court is just trying to push the Flying Fat Nudist agenda.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Why do we (in the U.S.) have only 2-3 people to choose from for President, yet their are 50 contestants for Miss American?
 Certainly, though, I'm glad there's no Swimsuit Competition in the Presidential Election... 
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I really, really wish you hadn't put the image of Donald Trump in a mankini in my head... 
And now as punishment, it's in yours...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Trump in a mankini
And now I'm wondering what a trump in a mankini would sound like?
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Probably about as idiotic and arrogant as one in a suit.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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In the UK, "trump"[^] is slang for "to pass wind" - so you are probably right as well! 
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Ah, thanks. 
I figured there was probably something lost in the translation from English to English, since he didn't capitalize 'trump'.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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How do you people in the UK play Hearts (card game)?
Player 1 (American): What's trump?
Player 2 (Britisher): The bean dip
Player 1 : No, what suit is...
Seriously, what is the trump suit called in card games in UK?
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The only times I've seen anyone in the UK playing Hearts, it's on a computer...
And the "popular" games that involve Trump suits (like Bridge) are generally only played by people who would never admit to having a hole between their buttocks!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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MacSpudster wrote: Thought of the Weak Strong
FTFY. US is the 'Strongest' country in the world.
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It depends on how you measure "Strong".
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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The average Miss American contestant would probably make a better president as well
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Why? Haven't recent U.S. presidents pursued World Peace?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Because for important decisions, it is easier to present a binary option, with both radiobuttons returning the same value. Once the people 'decide', they'll have to accept that 'choice' for a few years.
Other countries make it even more easy by providing only one option to choose.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Because to be president you have to be able to afford advertising. Doesn't really matter who or what you stand for either, you just have to be on TV a lot to win.
Jeremy Falcon
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OK, yer actually answering the question to a joke post...
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