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Color isn't important; all days are equal.
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: all days are equal
If you're working for (pre-enlightenment) Scrooge perhaps!
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Color isn't important; all days are equal.
#BlackFridaysMatter 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I spent the day driving back to my house from a visit with my mother, and didn't have a chance to stop anywhere to shop. Judging by what I saw in parking lots, though, I wouldn't have found a space if I'd tried.
Will Rogers never met me.
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Here you can Report it:http://www.codeproject.com/Forums/1652005/Spam-Watch.aspx[^]
SICK 
READ the other f**k here and argument while my post is spam and the other f*****g not. Is it because the other ones have more points? So OG and Nagy have rented this section????
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: READ the other f**k here
I am confused: I am here, but only see one f**k to READ.
What am I missing ?
As to OG and Nagy, they, like all of us, are manifestations of Bob. I was Nagy last night for 15 milliseconds; you will be OG tomorrow for some unknown duration; while it is impossible to predict who will be who next, and for how long who will be who ... the ways of Bob are not understandable using the syllogistic mental machinery we are endowed with ...
The one thing I can say with certainty is: given the inevitable rare moment when I will be You, and You will be Me ... I (as You) will write this identical message to You (as Me).
This is not to imply we are mere puppets of Bob, however !
We do have choices, like whether to be angry, or to laugh, whether to be offended, or to be depressed.
cheers, Bill (temporarily manifesting through the Grace of Bob as "Bill")
p.s. I have omitted from this brief discussion the very tricky issue of the metaphysical relationship of Chris to Bob, avoiding the quagmire of violent debate that surrounds that issue like a swarm of horseflies around rotting meat.
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Quite so!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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What kind of idiocy is this now?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred Rudolf Bihy wrote: What kind of idiocy is this now?
Why 'tis the idiocy bankrupts the mind, the idiocy beggars description, the idiocy desecrates the fig leaves over the nethers of the false idols o' propriety.
In other words, 'tis the usual.
cheers, Bill
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Er .. the Brit won. Yay us? 
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Yep, congratulations  
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Indicate* one of two:
- The previous post is really terrible, as its title says, OR
- The whole world (not just the US) is busy giving thanks.
* discounting the one which went to SB.
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Or, the whole world is busy performing the mixed-martial-arts-shopping riot referred to in the U.S. as "Black Friday Sales" ?
Consider the 2014 body-count: [^].
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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In my case, it's that my PC has spent all day faffing about installing the latest Win10 update...
Once I'd unplugged all USB devices except my keyboard to get past 32%, of course?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Q: What does a Buddhist electrician chant?
A: Ohmmmmm
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Resistors are futile: you will be integrated.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now, ok... let us discuss this, based on the Theorie of James Clerk Maxwell  
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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With reluctance.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I'm not sure I have the capacity to understand that joke, none-the-less, you should be inducted into the joke hall of fame. 
Marc
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I'm not sure I understand your remark but I think you should be integrated as a resistor!
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Gabapentin, that is.
My mom is taking these for pain.
This stuff knocks my mom out, and makes her quite loopy.
She just told me she had a dream where someone was hitting the I-80 Bridge (between Iowa and Illinois) with a giant spatula. 
She has also told our dog to bite me several times for no reason, getting a strange look from said dog each time (the dog is a very intelligent Irish Wolfhound who loves me to pieces and would never bite me).
I think we need to talk to her doctor about these side effects.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Sending it as an email to your doctor could have been better instead of posting it here.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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