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Where is Mr. Osmo when you really need him? 
Life is too shor
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Sshhh! We don't talk about that.
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Ah I see. When am I getting my shovel back?
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From his last message:
'...Few days ago Oracle began to structure data - Oracle killed SQL,...'
I wonder if that's the image they wanted to have...
Edit: And if his thingie can really turn novels into code, then don't ever give it something like 'The Invincible'[^] to read.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Pretty sure that's a bot...and not a particularly good one.
(The "amanfrommars" bot on www.theregister.co.uk is much better)
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If it is a bot, it is a good one - perfectly pretending to be an insane person. Plus it has a sense of humor:
"Q: oh, i just have a simple question then,
How do your system works if i just want to print "Hello World" on my console?
A: Actually it depends whom do you speak to. The reaction cannot be foreseen, everything depends which Lexical Clone you talk to, on its mood. And Clones constantly change: after each conversation they learn new.
It prints 'I love you!'"
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Definitely not a bot. Do a Google search and you get a lot of results, including actual software patents granted by the US Patent Office.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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And this, children, is why you should never do drugs while at the keyboard.
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Well said, stick to beer, coffee and BACON!
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah, the holy Trinity.
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Gin is for relaxing, beer for work.
veni bibi saltavi
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Well maybe we should burn him before he takes skynet online ?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Published (again ?)
Syncfusion : Web Servers Succinctly
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missed that announcement
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Thanks! Weird, firing up CP this morning and seeing my name at the top of the lounge posts!
Marc
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Could be worse, could have been the FBI's Most Wanted list.
Again. 
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Weird for me too when I saw your name in my Spam folder. 
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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That's are for those "adult" pills he's peddling again.
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Mike Mullikin wrote: when I saw your name in my Spam folder.
Awww, it's so nice that you check your spam folder for my name! 
Marc
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Good work, Marc! I got the email Syncfusion this morning, downloaded the pdf, and since I'm taking all of next week off work, I probably will get to read it! I'm looking forward to it... Thanks! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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 to Marc.
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