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So they're on to him... He better sleep with one eye open from now on.
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These puns are becoming a bad hobbit.
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I thought his handbag was Tolkien?
This has happened a triology of times.
They kept an eye on him during the investigation.
A barrage of flaming accusations came about.
They booked him, from what I hear, on a ring of charges.
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It is simply brilliant 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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What took you so long to post this?
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Busy formulating my complaint in a fashion that wouldn't result in a knock on the door from the Polis for breaching the Threatening Behavior (Insertion of Objects) Act 1873.
Oh, I also had to complain about their complaint form:http://www.sunderland.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=5925[^]. It doesn't work in Chrome, only accepts Sunderland Postcodes (AFAICT - didn't work with mine, my parents or the one for the uni I used to go to - All either Newcastle or Durham postcodes). When you do supply an postcode it is happy with (I used the work one) it overwrites the details with values retrieved when the postcode is checked. Without the opportunity to edit further.
Oh and your not allowed to complain, only "Compliment" or "Feedback".
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Well yeah. But there's probably not much point holding a traffic census on a Sunday afternoon 5 miles out of town if you want to know what demands are being made on central carriageways, now is there? It's a bit damned if you do, damned if you don't!
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But doing it while creating additional traffic doesn't help either, the measure is still conditioned!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Member 9082365 wrote: h. But there's probably not much point holding a traffic census on a Sunday afternoon
FTFY. We've number plate readers everywhere in the UK, plus what was asked was well within the bounds of statistical analysis of traffic patterns.
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As much as I generally loathe them; this sounds like one of the few legitimate uses for license plate readers. Capture everyone driving through one day, and then mail them all a survey.
In the mean time, if it's prepaid, I suggest taping your card to a cinderblock before mailing it back to properly express your opinion of the clusterelephant.
Edit 2: If it's not prepaid, you can do the same but will have to deliver it in person. Might be better to use a brick though to make it easier to do quickly.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
modified 23-Sep-15 12:01pm.
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Quote: Might be better to use a brick though to make it easier to do quickly
Bricks are apparently more aerodynamic than breeze blocks so correct targeting should be easier.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Saddened by the death of the great Yogi Berra, I fell into a listless sleep.
I dreamed I spoke with Yogi, and asked about the future.
"Things will stay pretty much the same unless they change," he told me.
When I woke up, I remembered one of Yogi's most famous quotes: "it's deja vu all over again."
R.I.P. Yogi
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Is this allowed?
Inning V: The Umpire Strikes Back
Edit: I did it. Almost 15 minutes without a response yet...
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
modified 23-Sep-15 9:40am.
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CDP1802 wrote: without a response yet.
That's probably because we have no idea what 'this' is! Is there supposed to be a link there?
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Member 9082365 wrote: That's probably because we have no idea what 'this' is!
Are you a JavaScript programmer? 
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It's a lame joke "The EMPIRE strikes back in Episode V".
Dave.
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Ah! Not a genre I'm familiar with then.
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Well, the tenth birthday of something familiar[^] is showing in a "window" anyway.
Happy Birthday Randall...
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Indeed. Happy Birthday XKCD!
The amazing bit is that he can still come up with 3 good ideas a week after all this time...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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But does he? He averages three good ideas a week, but who's to say it's not an inspiration fest for a few days then dry for the rest of the month? We'll never know until he tells us!
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Doesn't matter - to keep up that level of inspiration for ten years is seriously impressive!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Well IMHO not all the strips have the same quality, and I think that on average the quality rose at first and declined.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote: IMO
If you've got to share an opinion, you're not being humble.
Oh and some of his pieces are relatively new. e.g. Time
veni bibi saltavi
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