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You ruined my life...I grew with the certainty that 2+2 is 5...
Got to go rest...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Should have known you are actually Tom Yorke.
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That joke was lukewarm, at best... 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: .I grew with the certainty that 2+2 is 5...
I learned this is true for large values of 2. 
There are strangers on the Plain, Croaker
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I think you should be banned! Everyone knows it 7 + 1 = 8. Don't get me started on 4 + 4 = 8.
I'll get my coat....  Please note the joke icon.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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What joke icon? That next to the abuse flag?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: think you should be banned! Everyone knows it 7 + 1 = 8. Don't get me started on 4 + 4 = 8.
You darned Integerists. Always insisting that your numbers are the only real numbers.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: the only real numbers
No, all rational, irrational and transcendental numbers are also real numbers. Numbers can also become a little unreal, but that may be too complex. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's been rumored that 4 + 4 is the dyslexic friendly version.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Think different.
16 / 2 = 8.
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Palash Mondal_ wrote: The way you do things is not always the only way to do them.
But the way I do things is usually the best way.
Palash Mondal_ wrote: Respect other people's way of thinking.
Only if you deserve my respect.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Only if you deserve my respect.
Exactly. If someone is a stalker, serial killer, abuses women, is creepy, fake, or just an ahole... I'm not going to respect that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: If someone is a stalker, serial killer, abuses women, is creepy, fake, or just an ahole... I'm not going to respect that.
That's all moot if 1 + 7 = 8
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I have no respect for other people's way of thinking.
I hope you can respect that.
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I have no interest in ̺ specting anything let alone respecting it.
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Not a fan of plus-ism, the right way is to use the negative: 745699.218967 - 745691.218967 = 8
Anything else just isn't cricket!
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Why not write 8 as:
2 * pi / arctan(1)
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In my book,
8 = 8
So get a grip, man. Life's just like that sometimes.
Symbolically, accept it for what it is.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Symbolically, that's not true.
If ∞ ≠ ∞, then 8 ≠ 8.
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What does turning it sideways have to do with it?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Turning 8 on its side makes it everything (or infinite).
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Let's pretend for a moment you weren't lying on your side when you replied.
Suppose (i.e., 'let') ∞ = ∞ => eight=ate ?
I think not!
Since a vest has no sleeves, my original preposition stands.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: Suppose (i.e., 'let') ∞ = ∞ => eight=ate ?
Ergo, ∞ ≠ ∞. QED.
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As Pterry taught us, what matters is that you never ever name it. 6+2, 2 times 4, whatever but don't name it directly.
Geek code v 3.12 {
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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