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Checked the other way - it leads to more work, while the current path goes home...I'll stay on...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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If someone claims 2 + 2 equals 8, then I might point out the error. If the other person keeps insisting, then he will not be getting any respect.
Sorry for that.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You ruined my life...I grew with the certainty that 2+2 is 5...
Got to go rest...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Should have known you are actually Tom Yorke.
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That joke was lukewarm, at best...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: .I grew with the certainty that 2+2 is 5... I learned this is true for large values of 2.
There are strangers on the Plain, Croaker
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I think you should be banned! Everyone knows it 7 + 1 = 8. Don't get me started on 4 + 4 = 8.
I'll get my coat.... Please note the joke icon.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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What joke icon? That next to the abuse flag?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Corporal Agarn wrote: think you should be banned! Everyone knows it 7 + 1 = 8. Don't get me started on 4 + 4 = 8. You darned Integerists. Always insisting that your numbers are the only real numbers.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: the only real numbers
No, all rational, irrational and transcendental numbers are also real numbers. Numbers can also become a little unreal, but that may be too complex.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's been rumored that 4 + 4 is the dyslexic friendly version.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Think different.
16 / 2 = 8.
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Palash Mondal_ wrote: The way you do things is not always the only way to do them.
But the way I do things is usually the best way.
Palash Mondal_ wrote: Respect other people's way of thinking.
Only if you deserve my respect.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Only if you deserve my respect. Exactly. If someone is a stalker, serial killer, abuses women, is creepy, fake, or just an ahole... I'm not going to respect that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: If someone is a stalker, serial killer, abuses women, is creepy, fake, or just an ahole... I'm not going to respect that. That's all moot if 1 + 7 = 8
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I have no respect for other people's way of thinking.
I hope you can respect that.
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I have no interest in ̺ specting anything let alone respecting it.
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Not a fan of plus-ism, the right way is to use the negative: 745699.218967 - 745691.218967 = 8
Anything else just isn't cricket!
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Why not write 8 as:
2 * pi / arctan(1)
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In my book,
8 = 8
So get a grip, man. Life's just like that sometimes.
Symbolically, accept it for what it is.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Symbolically, that's not true.
If ∞ ≠ ∞, then 8 ≠ 8.
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What does turning it sideways have to do with it?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Turning 8 on its side makes it everything (or infinite).
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Let's pretend for a moment you weren't lying on your side when you replied.
Suppose (i.e., 'let') ∞ = ∞ => eight=ate ?
I think not!
Since a vest has no sleeves, my original preposition stands.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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