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Man sneaks into house, hides under bed for three days.[^]
What?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Quote: His age and hometown haven’t been released and it’s unknown whether he has an attorney.
Look in the attic? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I would look under a rock
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When I break into a home that is not mine, I always hide under the guest bed and charge ALL of my portable electronic devices. It's standard operating procedure.
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I've never been a big fan of the word "sneaked". I much prefer "snuck".
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Guess he just needed a roof over his head. Seems reasonable enough to me - I think it would be a mistake to assume that he literally spent every minute of the entire three days actually under the bed!
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Just come into my office!
After the overheating issue I posted about earlier, I went to the local computer store and bought three 12 volt cooling fans running off a dedicated power supply, and replaced the Mickey Mouse* fans in the cooling pad I already use.
No more heating issues, but I gotta turn the music up real loud! 
- Actually more like mini Mouse.
Or mini Minnie Mouse
whatever! 
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Right on.
Good music should be played loud, anyhow. 
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This starts tomorrow[^], more or less outside our office.
They'll always practising before hand, interesting to watch but as noisy as hell. The crowds at the actual event are always too much for me 
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Would a cowboy adopt a Dachshund to git a long little doggie?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Now, this is one the best ones to date, IMHO.
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Why are you hounding us with this Shih Tzu?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, he'd probably go with a "bowl"dog, so he can keep them doggies rollin'.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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"Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My useless thought of the Day
"If a project manager would manage projects, what would a party pooper do?"
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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also manage projects?
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Yeah, she was my last boss. 
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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HobbyProggy wrote: If a project manager would manage projects
... and nothing but manage projects, we'd all be a lot happier!
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What[?]
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What the hand dare seize the fire? & I've seen rain, I've seen Sonny, yesterday my life was filled with Paine's "Common Sense" and Sensibility S. Ellery Queen for a day trip the light Fantastic for what?
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FBI Guy: "Freeze. FBI. The jig is up."
Grampa: "Alright, I admit it! I am the Lindbergh baby! Waah! Waah! Goo goo. I miss my fly fly dada."
FBI Guy: "Are you trying to stall us, or are you just senile?"
Grampa: "A little from column A, a little from column B."
FYI, you're Grampa.
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LMFAO.
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The level of thought needs elevated. Hopefully this isn't too high for you. 
Bob is a butcher. He is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Bob is a butcher. He is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Meat?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Clearly you have not been smitten by the Ashley bug. That was too easy for you.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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