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I turned the computer off and went out for lunch.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Where should we send the codez? Could you please post your email address? It's Urgentz! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"
EXSLT - Regular Expressions covers extension elements and functions that provide facilities to do with regular expressions.
For ease of implementation, the regular expressions used in this module currently use the Javascript regular expression syntax.
XSLT processors may support any number of the extension elements and functions given in this module.
Using EXSLT will only make your stylesheet portable amongst the implementations that support EXSLT. Note that there is no requirement for XSLT processors that are compliant to XSLT to support the extensions described within EXSLT.
" -- http://exslt.org/regexp/[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: I suspect their web site was coded via QA
So you and SK did the coding then? 
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No wonder then... (now I'll be nuked by SK. It was fun being part of the community, goodbye ).
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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Exactly. 
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My car insurance company silently changed password policies (or implementation) during the year, so that special characters would not be allowed. Of coure I am a diligent enigneer so ALL OF MY PASSWORDS have special characters. I could not log in, so I clicked the password recovery feature (I honestly thought I might have forgotten) aaand... they sent me an e-mail with my current password in clear text. No temporary password to log in and change. Nothing... and of course that password wouldn't work. I needed 3 days of phonecalls to non-existant customer service numbers - I had to use whois informations to get to the legal registered office and phone them. Then I needed to explain several times that I ALREADY CLICKED ON THAT FUMIGATING BUTTON.
Solution: after threatening them with lawsuit and publicity of all the endeavour on the national papers they destroyed my current account allowing me to open another one tied to my insurance number with a new password and applied all the feasible discounts on my renewal.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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Quote: applied all the feasible discounts on my renewal
All's well that ends well!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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If it's any consolation, my car insurer got my e-mail address wrong so I phoned to change it.
Guess what the last security question is....
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Ok, who can guess what this unit of measurement stands for;
gpf
spotted on a piece of essential equipment while out and about.........
And no the G is not for gin Nagy..... 
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Gallons per Foot?
Goats per Furlong?
veni bibi saltavi
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first one was close, second was rubbish........ 
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Glass per Friend.
Minimum recommended is 1.
while (true) {
continue;
}
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Gallons per flush? Essential equipment
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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Yah!
spotted stamped on top of a urinal while having a waz!
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Glitter Proof Fence
It is the standard that all places of young people must have around their perimeter in the county that Paul Francis Gadd lives.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: county that Paul Francis Gadd lives.
That would be mine then, he lived in Lee-on-Solent. About 6-7 years ago he pulled up next to us at Traffic Lights - by a strange coincidence we had a 14 year-old Thai girl in the back of our car at the time.
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I'd say, based on where you are Gulf Petroleum Fields 
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General Protection Faults?
The "per time period" bit is always omitted as even nanoseconds requires a number with too many zeros to be healthy.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is this the toilet humour based measurement?
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No, just a poo-r attempt at humor that actually piss anyone off.
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
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I hope the number was less than one. Especially if only a urinal. That's a lot of water.
We use lpf here and no it is not over a gallon.
I do have to admit that I did buy the model with a good efficiency.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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I don't think the unit year is installed as per its intended use. It has a permanent water feed with a manual block valve that is cracked open to give a constant stream, no idea if it is salt or potable water. If it is is salt, not an issue as we are surrounded with the stuff, if it is potable, then we make our own so again, not much of a problem. 
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I'm just trying to keep the water bill down.
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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