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..in case it gets taken the wrong way.
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I would have told him to shove it...
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Just beware any slip-of-the-tongue!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Oh, you've met my proctologist?
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A member in your inner circle, perhaps?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I understand that they do wonders for tennis elbow.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Yeah, but you have to make sure you bend your wrist the right way to get your elbow in there...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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If you ignore the “No Dogs Allowed” sign, will you be pawsecuted?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That gave me paws for thought...
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90% of Dogs in Korea are inbred...like in a Sandwich or a roll or something.
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Nah, just ruffed up a bit.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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But then everyone just thought it was true. Or isn't it?
But then Nadella said it wasn't dead and it was a joke again.
Then Nadella said that maybe Windows Phone would live, even though it was dead and um...err...
Windows ZombiePhone?
Is it Windows Phone funny yet?
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Follow my tip, stay away from Microsoft products when a new one is coming to release stage in a month or two. They say a lot of things... Which, are bad for, um, health. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Full disclosure, guys: it's me.
Do you remember how, after I got a Siemens, Siemens sold their mobile business?
(Oh you my dear Siemens! I will never forget you! HUGGGS!)
Do you remember, how, after I got a Nokia, Nokia sold their mobile business to Microsoft?
(Nokia. Good phones.)
Can you imagine - I now have a Windows Phone.
(and love it. Dammit!)
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You really need to stop buying things.
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I got a bad case of the flu that I'd like you to buy from me.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Windows Phone will be back Zune... very Zune
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but the equation is so curved it's not funny...
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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No need to get in a Huff man
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The punchline may arrive before the set-up.
Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
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Maybe I should add (yet) to the end of the joke 
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Sounds more like a UPD joke!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: Sounds more like a UPD joke!
Or even a jkoe.
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