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Back in the mountains, the man who had tried to rob the coach managed to get to his feet, which seemed for a moment to be caught in something. He rubbed his neck irritably and looked around for his horse, which he found standing behind some rocks a little way away.
When he tried to lay a hand on the bridle it passed straight through the leather and the horse’s neck, like smoke. The creature reared up and galloped madly away.
It was not, the highwayman thought muzzily, going to be a good night. Well, he’d be damned if he’d lose a horse as well as some wages. Who the hell were those people? He couldn’t quite remember what had happened in the carriage, but it hadn’t been enjoyable.
The highwayman was of that simple class of men who, having been hit by someone bigger than them, finds someone smaller than them for the purposes of retaliation. Someone else was going to suffer tonight, he vowed. He’d get another horse, at least.
And, on cue, he heard the sound of hoofbeats on the wind. He drew his sword and stepped out into the road.“Stand and deliver!”The approaching horse halted obediently a few feet away. This was not going to be such a bad night after all, he thought. It really was a magnificent creature, more of a warhorse than an everyday hack. It was so pale that it shone in the light of the occasional star and, by the look of it, there was silver on its harness.
The rider was heavily wrapped up against the cold.
“Your money or your life!” said the highwayman.
I’M SORRY?
“Your money,” said the highwayman, “or your life. Which part of this don’t you understand?”
OH, I SEE. WELL, I HAVE A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY.
A couple of coins landed on the frosty road. The highwayman scrabbled for them but could not pick them up, a fact that only added to his annoyance.
“It’s your life, then!”
The mounted figure shook its head. I THINK NOT. I REALLY DO.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I always love it when someone is in the wrong film 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I was leant a couple at university many years ago and enjoyed them, but didn't buy any more.
Then a few years ago when I got a kindle and begun looking into what to read (I have never bought my own books before as my dad buys so many I just read those) I decided to go through all the Discworld books.
I begun to read them in the order they were written, but there are many websites dedicated to arguing over the best order in which to read them as they are all set in the same world, but with a number of different themes or characters that don't always interact so there are a number of different books you can read through without impacting on others. If that makes sense.
They stand on their own well enough though I think.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Most of 'em don't need any specific order - but some do refer to previous events and / or characters.
Going Postal isn't a bad one to start with at all - the main protagonists are mostly new to the canon, but do appear as main characters in later books.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As Shep said, the order doesn't matter too much but I would suggest staying within order for any particular story ac. Postal is the first of three - Postal, Money and Steam - concerning Moist. He is a pretty good character and as good as any to start with.
I started with Equal Rites when it came it, I got it for my then girlfriend, then went back and started from the beginning. Since then I have pretty much bought each book as it came out and read it. Then I go back occasionally and start from COM and work my way through; which I shall do in two books time after I finish the Ian Fleming Bond cannon.
veni bibi saltavi
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I wouldn't necessarily advocate going right to the beginning, the Rincewind books fit a little uncomfortably in the canon in any event. However I do think it essential to an understanding of the whole to have read at least some of the books in each of the sub-series starring the Witches, the Watch, and Death. There are trilogies for each (though they may be hard to get hold of now) which is what I always lend to interested parties (upon the swearing of an oath signed in blood that they will be returned!)
Having said that, Going Postal does represent the launching point of what might be termed New Discworld, so if you don't mind being a little baffled by references to Discworld history, it's probably not a bad choice ... though I would still consider that you're missing out on the good stuff!
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Going Postal is one of my absolute favourites of those that do not directly involve Vimes and the Watch. Although many of the supporting cast are long-established characters, the main characters are new to this particular tale.
This particular book also develops the idea of the clacks which has led to the terrific idea of keeping his name alive - link[^]
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As others have already noticed, the Discworld series is kind of divided into several mini series[^].
Notably the Rincewind books, Witches, City watch, DEATH and Post Office books.
In my opinion they gain on being read in order within the mini series although not necessary.
My favourite book is probably Wyrd Sisters. It's totally hilarious.
But if you ask me another day you might get another answer.
Oh, don't forget that he's written other books as well. Good Omens[^] is definitely one of his best books.
And I want someone to give Terry Gilliam the money he needs to do the movie!
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I must admit to not being an avid Disc World reader, but I think she has done the right thing, I mean look at Hitch Hikers Guide, you could tell the author had changed even though it said Douglas Adams the temp of 'Mostly Harmless' was different, not better or worse, just different. It wouldn't be right, I am still trying to get a set of luggage!
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Never got into Discworld, but considering the crap Frank Herbert's son has inflicted on us, this is a good thing.
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My favourite always was "The Time Thief" (or whatever the original English title is (I have it in German)), although admittedly I haven't read all the books. And I'm also a fan of the Death character.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Here is a dumb question for those of you with too much time on your hands, and/or a facility with genteel English that exceeds my own.
I want to wish a developer GOOD LUCK with his new project.
BUT
I do not wish to use the word LUCK, because that implies that Luck has more to do with it than I mean. I want to use something like the word FORTUNE... but saying "Good Fortune with your project" doesn't scan well to me.
Although Fortune means pretty much the same thing as Luck in this usage, to me it sounds less random. And I don't want to imply that randomness should in any way affect the progress of the project. That must make sense to some of you out there.
So, if any of you wordsmiths out there have a better word to use, or a better way to use "Fortune", please grace me with your genius.
Thanks!
-Suz.
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Spoken or written?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Danced...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I love the idea of someone saying good luck to a colleague through the medium of interpretive dance.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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There was a sketch done by Carl Barron once, in which he explored the possibility of police handing you a speeding fine after the end of a short dance, topped-off with a grin and the words "you're elephanted".
Puerile but funny, like much of his stuff.
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon
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Easy!
Just say:
Good MHM with that project, by the way, sorry i could find a word that expresses my feelings.
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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You could have:
* Hope all goes well!
* God speed!
* So jealous you're getting this project!
* I WANTED THAT PROJECT YA GET!
veni bibi saltavi
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*Don't let the bastards grind you down.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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An alternate operatic good luck charm, originating from Italy, is the phrase "in bocca al lupo!" ("In the mouth of the wolf") with the response "Crepi il lupo!" ("May the wolf die").
Thank you, Wikipedia
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I Germany one also says "Good time" ( Gute Zeit ) for this kind.
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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I've just seen this posted somewhere they were discussing a similar question;
Quote: In German, I'm led to believe that the phrase Schwein Haben (Have pigs!) is used as a way of saying 'good luck.'
Is that true?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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