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Sharepint is a micrsft platfrm for cllbrative wrk.
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I see that you went for the gallon, straight...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Plzz - U onleee no tht becoz uve seen qstns in QA bout sharepint psted by wkers*
*wkers="Workers" obviously
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kkthxbb
(suggested as new reporting option)
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: And pint is measured in Imperial or US?
Imperial, obviously.
1 US liquid pint = 0.83 imperial pints - that's just the 'merkins trying to overcharge you for their beer.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: that's just the 'merkins trying to overcharge you for their beer. Except for the fact that the US pint was the same as the imperial pint until 1824 when the Brits increased the size of the imperial gallon / quart / pint in a last ditch effort to stay relevant.
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Bah! Enough of your logic. More beer!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Agreed! I'll have an imperial pint please!
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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I had almost forgotten.. Have this easy one top off my head:
Make money (4)
I ain't got no signature.
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Just a guess: COIN?
To coin a phrase, coins are money?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Wow, that was quick!
You are up tomorrow.
I ain't got no signature.
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I was hoping I was wrong!
(That's not very cryptic! )
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: That's not very cryptic! Isn't it a double definition?
To be honest, I read a similar one a few years back and it's one of those I like the most*. But not able to find it at the moment.
* Ok, you can hit me now!
I ain't got no signature.
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I would say the same, luckily you have answered first.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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http://xkcd.com/1526/[^]
Argh...brain...seizing up...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Movie Quote Of The Day
You have a face... Como un burro.
Which movie?
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Chinese workforce
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Pero es que un burro esponjosa?
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Sarah Jessica Parker - The Movie.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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ENGLISH! do you speak it?! the movie
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Donkey Xote
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Maggie Thatcher the movie
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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The good, the bad, and the ugly?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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