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It depends if the log rolled back...
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And I'm proud to announce it has been 25,932,196,134 days since the last incident!
I just thought you should know that. It's a public service, realy. 
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Nothing as fun as arriving at a companies site that brags about how little chance of dying you have that day.
Makes people statistically happy that they're not sleeping on a ladder at home.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Message Removed
modified 24-Apr-15 6:38am.
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Good to know. I'm not very afraid of anything the size and the feathery appearance of a turkey. I have a T-Rex, after all. Actually three of them by now.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hey, you also have T-Rexes ! I also own a big one, he is just sitting by me at the very moment I am writing this, and I must say their reputation of hunters and meat-eaters is largely undeser
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Here you have two of them.[^]. I have been too busy flying the smaller one, but I'm going to get myself some new flight batteries for the bigger one next week.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Thanks to our new health and safety officer, Mrs Katie Boundary
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I saw a picture of her. If I remember right, she was black and very thin.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I didn't get it the first time either. Don't explain, my google-foo is strong.
veni bibi saltavi
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I followed that onto this[^] link. One of those articles where you replace the majority of words with "wha?"
veni bibi saltavi
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And ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) was not dressed op for the occasion ?! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: 25,932,196,134 days since the last incident
Given that the website has only been running for about 6,000 days, that's quite an accomplishment. Would you care to elaborate?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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71,000,000 * 365.242199
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I hate web-sites that tell you something is free, but then don't tell you how to get it!
HOW DO I CLAIM MY FREE VELOCIRAPTOR???
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Step one: Invent time machine...
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OriginalGriff wrote: since the last confirmed incident
FTFY
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Remarkable short street journey! [7]
veni bibi saltavi
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STAGGER?
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I got the ST but the rest ? Solution for that ?
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Hence the question mark: STAGGER could be REMARKABLE, and if you are drunk then it's also a SHORT STREET JOURNEY - but I'm not sure.
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