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Is a fake noodle just an impasta?
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No, but it might be an antipasti.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Are you making these up, or did you get one of these "I-have-no-idea-for-a-present" type of book ?
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Some I make up, some I come across on the internet, other are sent to me.
I haven't opened a "real" book since I got my tablet!
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If you eat a half pound of pasta, and a half pound of antipasta, do they annihilate each other and leave you hungry, yet strangely energetic?
Will Rogers never met me.
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Map of best selling beers for each (some*) country[^]
Africa is apparently the fastest growing market for beer in the world.
*data not available for all countries.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Does the big blob over the USA mean they drink mostly water? 
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Sex in a canoe.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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That's standard Bud.
I suspect the Lite version is also dehydrated... 
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Have you tried Bud lite? water is a big improvement
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Once.
That was enough.
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Half of those specified I would argue are not worth calling beer
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Only half? I'm struggling to see a proper beer anywhere on there.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Jupiler ! Very good daily beer !
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I havent tried them all
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Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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shows that you can sell some people anything with flash advertising, basically what they are saying is that our beer is terrible but we sell a lot so you should drink it rather than something with taste.
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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So they don't have beer at all in North America?
We'll have to introduce it to them.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Last time I was in an English pub I ordered a Guinness and the Brits with me ordered Miller Genuine Draft. 
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Yes, our natural politeness sometimes requires that we make huge sacrifices.
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The one compiled that map does not know what beer is...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"Best selling" is not a reasonable criterion. Except for Stiegl, that is all what not to choose.
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