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Buy another extra[^] for your car. This should easily get anything from that list out of your way.
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There was a gig done on this few years back on one of the South African radio channels in the morning show. The outcome was that people with shiny sports cars and big SUVs tend to drive carelessly than someone in a middle class affordable car.
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Also women seem to be driving a lot more aggressively than men. Especially those of a certain age driving the afore mentioned SUV's.
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I just got honked this morning by someone for waiting for the car in front of me to turn right. There was only one lane so I could have either waited or drove over the guy in front.
Beautiful hand gestures were sent towards me and I was not sure if I should run over the car in front of me or pull over on pavement for the one behind can save ever valuable 5 seconds.
I choose to send back a grin further annoying person behind me.
modified 13-Apr-15 5:35am.
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Well, i see BMW got whacked by Audi in terms of braindead drivers, that's a good thing 
I hate Audi 
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Belgium needs to stop driving.
I noticed that a few years ago on holiday in Portugal. Cars with Belgian plates seemed to be driven by total lunatics. And in a part of the country where traffic was largely not a problem.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Belgium needs to stop driving
That's actually funny. Though we see a lot of bad drivers here, like in any other country, we actually consider ourselves not so bad drivers at all. I've been around the world and don't find any nation particularly good in driving. If one, I find myself not a bad driver. I keep my distance, obey traffic rules, drive defensively and politely. I've seen drivers far, far, far worse in most other European countries.
My worst experience (didn't drive myself here luckily) was Peru, but very closely followed by Malaysia (did drive here) and Italy (did drive here as well). In Italy the best way to explain their driving skills is by saying the rules a nearly suggestions instead of actual rules. 
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V. wrote: In Italy the best way to explain their driving skills is by saying the rules a nearly suggestions instead of actual rules. 
Not only for driving - ANY rule is a suggestion: laws, taxes, driving, school, work... And when it is not, then there is a way to completely twist the rule so that it has no effect. It is the main point of Italian mentality, to which I'm partly alien and partly inside it.
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Malaysia was an easy drive; for me. Egypt can offer some interesting challenges, I believe the highway code there is simply drive in the shade and honk your horn constantly.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Malaysia was an easy drive;
Did you drive in Kuala Lumpur ? 
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Not the far up, just from Singapore up as far as Mallaka.
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Then you have no right of speaking  melaka to Singapore is mostly highway if I recall .
(Although I have a nice highway story as well )
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Egypt can offer some interesting challenges
Please not as interesting as driving in India. I always need a day or two to orient myself and mentally preapred when I go in for my annual vaction to India and come back to germany
cheers,
Super
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I find the worse drivers are those who aint concentrating because they're to busy compiling lists of the worst drivers.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Belgium needs to stop driving.
Hahahahahahahaha - they're filthy casuals by Middle Eastern standards. Hell, Italian driving (the worst I've seen in Yurp) is casual by Middle Eastern
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I see you're using DENSE_RANK[^] instead of RANK[^].
Normally, you would count the number of items that are ranked higher - if two makes are joint second, the next should be fourth, not third.
You also forgot to start the list at 0.
4. Merc
3. BMW [a rare drop from the top]
1=. VW
1=. Skoda
0. Audi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: If I hadn't I, along with my family and the kunt in the other car, would be dead.
I have had a couple of situations like that, with my family. Someone was watching out for you and your family, and it sure wasn't Dave.
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Several years ago after receiving a speeding ticket, I decided that would be the last one and now refuse to go any faster than the posted limit. As for those rude, impatient drivers who flash their lights, honk their horns, or get so close that you can't even see their headlights, I have four words for 'em. Have a nice day! 
There are benefits, besides no tickets, for not speeding...the wife can't stand it and insists that you are allowed 7 mph over the posted limit, so she does most of the driving!
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Spooner's masculine condition has reached an impasse (9)
Good luck!
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Stalemate?
Spoonerism of Male [masculine] and state [condition].
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You are up tomorrow.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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It will be a pleasure to think of a clue. It may possibly be offensive to the entire country of Belgium.
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They do deserve it: they named the whole country after the rudest word in the entire universe.
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Prejudice[^] 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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"...and our first contestant is a hairdresser from *BANG*"
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