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If you are told to watch your drinking, should you find a bar with a mirror?
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I don't drink in bars. My wife allows me to drink at home. 
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You mean she doesn't let you out? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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I am allowed out only to buy booze! 
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You're lucky.. my missus orders it online 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: My wife allows me to drink stuff she's watered down at home
The truth, the whole truth...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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No! If she waters down my stuff, I will drink hers.
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OK.
And you think she doesn't know that?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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If you don't have a mirror just look into the glass, then drink with eyes open to be safe.
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yes. and if you are asked to watch from a far, then you need standard issue binoculars, as well. Just saying. 
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No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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jeron1 wrote: No, just find a person named Yore and watch them drink.
"Alas, poor Yore(ick), I knew him well..."
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Don't listen to the man, drink in all places.
Be a rebel without a where clause.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I think I might join you, just to see what it triggers.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I thought it meant you have to make sure you can see the bottom of the glass.
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So only the clear stuff, right?
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Or, if you can't see the bottom of the glass, you just have to empty the glass somehow.
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Just video it and then post it on one of 'those' sites. Make millions from alcohol porn.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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It's a good idea to visit Galway if you think you might be drinking too much.
You'll find that you're not even close.
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sláinte! ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
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You know these ethylotests? Some of my friends achieve to get some colours that are not in the instructions for use 
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Watch you're getting enough. You don't want to crumble up like a raisin
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Some weeks ago I switched from VS 2010 Pro to VS 2013 Community Edition. While project-loading is a lot faster and compiling a fair bit faster, the syntax highlighting of user types seems to be a bit "slug brained" compared to VS 2010. Apparently it doesn't work at all after loading a non-compiled solution until after compilation and sometimes even when loading a compiled solution it will only kick in when I force a re-parse of the current document by editing it. Do you have the same experience with that?
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I did the same, and I haven't seen that problem.
Overall I like it, but...the autocomplete of strings and close brackets annoys me1, and I've had times when it wouldn't bring up intellisense at all. Haven't seen a pattern in when it doesn't yet; it hasn't really happened often enough.
1: There's probably a way to turn it off, but I keep thinking "that must be usefull, I'll get used to it..."
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