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The second hand on your watch is actually the third one...
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Only if you replaced it twice.
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Zero-based array?!?!? 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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From the title I thought you were talking about something Frank Zappa practiced?
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When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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Well, on the other hand, be happy it's not a turd one. Now that would stink! 
(I'll get my coat, and some tp as well)
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Also normal use is to glance at a watch - not to watch it.
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On my watch, it's the only one.
(Stop staring at me)
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Jacquers wrote: The second hand
Well, it is actually the 'seconds' hand ...
As in refurbished factory seconds, so, it may actually be the n'th one 
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Personally I wouldn't care too much about such minute details.
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And we must take such puns in hour stride?
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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Dave Allen[^] approves of this post.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That was funny 
I'll need to go check out his other vids.
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I'm calling time on this one...
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I kept them peeled,
But I did not see a thing.
Police down a man.
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veni bibi saltavi
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Ahh nuts, another part of my childhood gone! Must admit until now I was sure it was Shawn Taylor.
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I love a bacon sandwich[^] 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
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That's bunch-o-bacon, wonder what the bun is for?, looks!
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When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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As one of the comments said "too much bread".
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Had to go back and read the comments, missed them first time around.
Too funny!
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When you are dead you don't know it, it's only difficult for others.
It's the same when you're stupid.
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That looks gross to me and I am a bacon lover.
Now if that were Pastrami, then that would look beautiful. Interesting how that works for me.
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They forgott some extra bacon on that
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. . . and a side order of stents.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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