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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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8 bits ought to be enough for anyone.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
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That's 30 too many, because if you try to rub them together, you'll drop them all over the place.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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8 bits make a dollar, and I've never had any dropouts when rubbing 4 dollars together.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: 8 bits make a dollar
What?!?
Look, 8 bits make a byte!
8 Hours is how you make a dollar!
What are you doing in CP, if you don't even know that much?!?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Look, 8 bits make a byte!
I beg to differ: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_dollar#United_States[^].
Mark_Wallace wrote: 8 Hours is how you make a dollar!
Are you Bob Crachit or Ebenezer Scrooge? Either way, you have my sympathies. 
Mark_Wallace wrote: What are you doing in CP, if you don't even know that much?!?
Busting your chops?
<rant>
Since my CP cred has been questioned, I will say that I have been writing software in a professional capacity, man and boy, for the last 35 years. Is this sufficient for me to remain, or should I get my coat?
</rant>
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Hi!
I am in a quest for affordable and very portable laptop to ease my commuting experience (and when I seek refuge from family  ).
Yesterday I've stumbled upon afore mentioned machine (older review).
One I found is barely used and upgraded with 256 GB ssd disk and 8GB of ram.
Specification:
Intel 2117U
8GB ram
SSD 300GB
11.6'' monitor
Intel HD Graphics 4000
USB 3.0 & USB 2.0 port
HDMI port
In theory this is well above VS2013 minimum requirements, what's your verdict?
Price is also the factor, here (Croatia) similar laptop (but with less ram and HDD instead of SSD) costs around 570$, this one I can get under 390$.
Only constructive advice, please. 
Mislim, dakle jeo sam.
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My biggest concern would be the display. 1366x768 is going to be painful with any sort of IDE. IF you're a text editor/console dev it might be tolerable, but you'll still have a lot less usable space than you're used to on a real monitor.
Otherwise, the specs look decent as long as you're not trying to do something like build Firefox or Chrome every time you click compile. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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What Dan said.
You might want to look for a cheap monitor to expand the available space.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Apparently either one of last weeks patch Tuesday updates failed to install successfully when I kicked them off Friday night; or they pushed something new over the weekend...
I've got 41 minutes and counting on a self destructforced reboot countdown. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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We start with a 6 hour countdown window. I usually opt to find a good time to close everything on my own and then let the restart commence.
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I assume IT figures the gap between pushing the patches (generally Wednesday morning) and the scheduled install (Friday 9pm EST) is plenty of time. And since I added a Friday afternoon reminder I generally don't have a problem. OTOH the 1 hour drop dead timer is an improvement from the situation years ago. When I first started here it was only, IIRC 15 or 30 minutes, which was great for blindsiding you with forced closes and lost work if you didn't notice it when it first appeared. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I know you have already rebooted but...
Assuming you are admin on the box, you can stop the Windows Update service and then the countdown goes away. You have to be careful though, as Microsoft sometimes restarts the service on it's own. There is a way to keep that from happening though.
My windows update service is always off, I turn it on and update then reboot then turn it off again. I have full control over the updates, at least as far as I can. 
Jack of all trades, master of none, though often times better than master of one.
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They push the updates through an MS product called Software Center (they also push application installs through it) not Windows Update; and various attempts I've made in the past to subvert it (and all of the predecessors they used beforehand) through my local admin have all failed.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I thought Windows updates were bad until I got a MacBook Pro last year to toy with.
I hardly ever use it, but every time I turn it on, there's always a few hundred megabytes worth of updates waiting to be downloaded and installed. Last time (this past weekend) was a 655MB download, and burned up a solid half hour after the reboot (before getting back to the login screen, so the machine remained unusable during that time). Yosemite had already been installed a few months prior to that (a lovely 6+ GB update, if I recall correctly), and a number of updates since had also been installed, so it's not like I had 4 months worth of updates queued up.
From my experience, on the Windows side, unless it's a full-blown service pack, a large set of updates may take 15-20 minutes to install, but at least that's taking place in the background and the machine remains usable.
And yes, this is a clean machine with hardly any third-party software as I use it so little there's still nothing on it that didn't come with the OS.
Don't get me started with the set of Linux VMs I also have...
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The day in October of 1926 that Harry Houdini died at age 52.
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The average age a developer loses his virginity.
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Oh, that's just mean!
Or median. I always get those two mixed up.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm surprised of the standard deviation of your posts...
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Well, if you're going to be a deviant, you have to at least be consistent.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When we reach Level 42, let me go!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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