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Dan Neely wrote: Preventing new/low rep accounts from being able to raise abuse flags entirely
Already in place. You need to be silver or above.
Dan Neely wrote: Don't allow any number of flags to kill platinum (and gold?) members accounts without confirmation from at least one CP Staff Member or user with Protector status
This is something we need to add.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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You afraid it'll clash with your outfit?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: You afraid it'll clash with your outfit? I'm afraid it would pinch me in the buttons.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I will be chortling at that image for a few minutes. Carry on without me.
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It seems someone in the organisation can't keep surprises.
Plan B, Sean. Plan B.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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OMG
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Casual Day at CP HQ has gone too far.
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I can see how they will be shocked at the post office - I have a P.O.Box...No letters come to home...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Is that a REALLY bad case of the crabs?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Good. Adding a little responsibility to authority is an excellent idea.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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clickity[^]
So in other words. Ecuador.
Ecuador[^]
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Pfft - needs more fjords. Slartibartfast would not be impressed.
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I find, from time-to-time, that my mind will go off on some strange meanderings based on some seemingly innocuous trigger.
On Saturday morning, as I was getting up, my wife came into the bedroom carrying a laundry basket and said "I have some underwear and clothes here if you're short", and so off it goes:
- Is underwear not a subclass of clothes?
- What has my height got to do with it?
- The state of not being short is undefined, but is it that, if I'm not short
- She does not have underwear and clothes?
- She still has them, but I'm not going to be allowed them
- She has only underwear or clothes
All is well as:
- I'm a tad below average height which probably means I'm short
- I wasn't short of clothes or underwear, so it didn't matter
A little later we're on a 45 minute drive (I'm driving) and she asks me this bizarre question "Are you tired because if you aren't I'm going to sleep?" What was her logic:
- She's tired but it would be unfair of her to sleep when I can't?
- She needs to stay awake so that if I drop off she can grab the steering wheel?
- She's too terrified of going to sleep as she knows we're going to crash and die?
- She actually meant to say "I'm tired, so I'm going to sleep"?
In the event, she went to sleep and her snoring kept me awake, so all ended well.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: What was her logic
Female
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They didn't teach that in my Propositional Calculus class.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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They don't teach it in Marriage Guidance class either!
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Really?
Isn't that the whole point?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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No, they are generally run by men and none of our brains can cope with Female Logic...
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So you're saying that Marriage Guidance doesn't actually work then?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Wouldn't know: Herself won't let me go...
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She probably know you're/it's a lost cause!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: "Are you tired because if you aren't I'm going to sleep?" What was her logic:
For a guess she intended to stay awake to talk to you if you did fell tired to keep you alert.
Many, many, many years ago I spent a mostly sleepless night in Leeds and Bradford before driving back to Leicester in a rented Cortina. I was in the passenger seat, I woke having dropped off to see the car doing around 125 mph. I asked the driver why we were going that fast. He replied "I'm seeing how fast I can go to try to stay awake".
I talked to him the rest of the way home.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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