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Quote: How do we as programmers, go about converting code into cash?
The answer, of course, is 42.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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I preferr liquid nitrogen 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You can copyright the text of your algorithm*, but you can't copyright or patent an idea.
* Which means that people can't copy and paste it, but if someone has a similar idea and does the same thing without having ever looked at your work, he hasn't stolen anything from you.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Do you normally take coffee with your sugar?
Which movie?
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Google found this one a bit easy !
I'm off now. Got to fly 
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The diversity of Black and White
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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And lo it came to pass that it layeth down and left this world.
Unmourned and yet, once loved, it has slipped it's moorings and sailed into the great hereafter of digital heaven...
Clickity[^]
I used to use it all the time, but that was 30 years ago, and now, it is no more.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The word is Insoluble
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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insolvable?[^]
But now that you mentioned it, the word means "not being able to pay" in French, and not "cannot be solved".
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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3-2-1...and it's gone 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Now I'm eagerly awaiting news on the death of Lotus Notes.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: Lotus Notes.
I saw a horror movie once, and Lotus Notes was the monster; consuming people's hopes and dreams.
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The people who make lotus notes are of the type who would be torturers if they hadn't gone into programming.
The mass-murderer-types created SAP.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What about Excel?
Must be created by accountants.
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One of the things that worries me most in this world is that Excel is actually a very good tool that does its job extremely well.
Its problem is that people try use this very good tool for the wrong purposes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sounds exactly like accountants to me.
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Yes, accountants seem to think it's their function to make money and fiddle taxes, whereas in reality they're a cost centre that is supposed to simply count all the beans, and leave the making of products (and thereby profits) to production people.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My problem with accounting is that all of their reports show zero at the end. How can you tell how much money you've made if everything always adds up to zero?
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Mark_Wallace wrote: One of the things that worries me most in this world is that Excel is actually a very good tool that does its job extremely well.
Its problem is that people try use this very good tool for the wrong purposes.
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It was initially created by engineers, then obfuscated by accountants. (Anybody besides myself remember Microsoft Works? Excel started as Works XL.)
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It's as if millions of middle managers suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly forced to upgrade.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I have read that it is easier to kill something, if you have severed all emotional ties to it. So, I am not surprised that IBM killed lotus with no fanfare. Not to say that it wasn't emotional for some, I am sure it was.
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