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Yes, it's just good business. 
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Thank you! How could I have forgotten?
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E' are welcome, me hearty!
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By the way I have a one eyed, peg leg parrot for sail. 
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Corporal Agarn wrote: a one eyed, peg leg parrot for sail
How big is this parrot? 
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Damn Pirates day again and me without my scull and cross bones.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0 Beta
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!
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An' may 'e be touch'd by e's great noodly appendages on this mos' 'olyiest o' days m' hearty.
Fair winds and splice th' mainbrace to the FSM, OG and all me fella past'farians. Arrr!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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"Nice one! Kilt even the short pressman and family, at midnight party with Prime Minister and the union."(6,7)
I think this will be solved fairly quickly.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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United Kingdom.
From the hip.
Life is too shor
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Would have been more fun with another "un" at the front.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Or a "dis" 
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For seeing sense!
It is a No!!!
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Either way, it was the same to me! 
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Super Lloyd wrote: Either way, it was the same to me!
No, it wouldn't be if it was the other way! Perhaps you didn't read the impact[^] it would have had on your country.
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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Damn, you are Soooo right! 
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I am at a client site in Glasgow today. It does not look like it's going to be a fun day.
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You might as just well re-schedule, doubt there will be much work done today.
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It's the whole going for the train today bit I'm not looking forward to. The yes campaign had booked a celebration party for George Square at noon today. I'm due to leave from Queen Street Station. It wouldn't surprise me if there's trouble today. Walking through Glasgow last night was not the first time I actually worried for my own safety.
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Be safe. Don't make eye contact. 
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I always wanted to try out my Krav Maga in a combat situation. Looks like today could be my "lucky" day.
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Don't you mean "aye contact"? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Just wear a hoodie, carry a bottle of Buckfast and you will blend right in. 
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I'll admit it's been years (decades probably) since I was last in Glasgow, but even before the Good Friday Agreement I felt safer in Belfast than in Glasgow...
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Dye your hair ginger and take a can of Irn Bru & you'll slip easily under the RADAR.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Heh.
I came to my computer to see the outcome of the referendum, and I thought "BBC or CP?"
Obviously, I made the right choice.
A new slogan for CP:
No Waffle! No Bloated Pages! -- Just the News!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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