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So, that was you then! 
Calling Mr. Dalek...
Whether I think I can, or think I can't, I am always bloody right!
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What if more variables available like y or z or ...
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Roman walks to the bar and holds up his index finger and middle finger to the barman and says: "5 Beers please" 
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Do yo have any coat to get???
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Of course I do 
Coat[ ¹ ] is naturally the skin of humans and other animals
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minCe significantly reduces the disk, desk and brain space required for code repositories and version control systems that C and related programming languages require.
I think I may have been drinking....(It's still a better idea than MDD though)
For clarity...this is a parody of the kind of article that has come out from Wired etc. recently
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From merrioncomputing.blogspot.ie: Access modifiers are another very common keyword. Fortunately the forward thinking of the creators of the Cyrillic alphabet (who were both called Cyril, it transpires) have plenty of spare characters we can use in their place. I'd suggest Ѿ (U+047E) for private and Ҝ (U+094C)
Sounds like a case of someone trying to sound smarter than they really are. Besides, Ѿ (U+047E) looks like a tooth or someone's butt depending on the font. Dunno about you, but I don't want to program with someone's butt.
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: I don't want to program with someone's butt
Unfortunately, some of us have had to deal with too much code that came out of someone else's ass.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Been there done that.
Jeremy Falcon
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Maybe it is sarcasm?!  
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Super Lloyd wrote: Maybe it is sarcasm?!
If so, then it would be an awesome language!
Jeremy Falcon
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₪ System;
₪ System.Collections.Generic;
Ҝ Ὣ MasterDatabase
{
Ҝ $ Effective()
{
‽ Database ͇̿ ʘ
{
⌂ DateTime.Now.ᵟ$();
}
}
}
I think it has potential
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That would give a whole new meaning to kick ass programming.
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... and because a repository never compresses
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Well, the Start Menu has tiles, that's different than 8.1 which just kicks you to the Metro screen.
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These will be optional as were all the other improvements to windows 8
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Silly boy! This is a build of a "feature branch" that hasn't had the "main" Windows 9 trunk merged into it yet. It doesn't even have some of the other features of "Windows 9" from other "feature branches" merged yet.
So it's neither windows 9 nor windows 8, really. It's a weird creature unto itself.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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People have been going on about Windows as if the next version is already in the works, while no one is mentioning windows 9.
Your opinion is only that - an opinion.
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Don't be daft; like any company Microsoft is planning and working on future versions. They have their own tick-tock teams. Furthermore, if you read the history of windows and have been to previews, the version numbers and about screens can sometimes be from the current version like most companies. It isn't at all unusual to assign a high build number to proposed designs, while leaving everything else the same to minimize changes.
(BTW, internally Microsoft often calls the next major version of Windows as Windows Next [or Visual Studio Next].)
Colborne_Greg wrote: Your opinion is only that - an opinion.
You really need to practice what you preach.
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What a company does next is what a company does next, whether is be Windows 8.2 or Windows 9, but in either case its not labeled as 9
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I didn't state an opinion. I stated observable facts. Get real.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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