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..lots of words to explain how they proved the open door to be open. And yes, asking whether someone is happy is a form of "measuring" and totoally non-subjective.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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The boss was there while they 'measured' the happiness of the developers?
No doubt a very subjective test...
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Stumbled across a couple of videos where they have put video cameras down thousands of feet into oil and gas wells.
I was surprised at actually how much detail can be seen, and they can see all the different problems and general characters of the wells. You can see the differnt perforations feeding in the oil/gas/water, failed corroded casings, dropped tools etc. etc.
Certainly not what I was expecting to see, I expected darkness...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzDrheWDhGw[^]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5diKdBZ8EOI[^]
Don't think a GoPro would survive at these depths!
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Cool videos
As I grow older I've found that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
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I wonder what current hardware could do. There are bad VHS tracking artifacts on that of the sort I haven't seen since my parents bought a better VCR in the early 90s...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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...and found this: Daydreams[^]
Tickled my funny bone - but how true, how true...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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And which were you seeking?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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"The databits are flexed through the collectimizer, which strips the message elements into flow gate arrays"
Scott Adams explaining how technical people respond to questions. I think it's from "Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons" but I can't find my copy.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Was it a strip on the site? The only result for "collectimizer" was this one[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Don't know yet - I haven't found it!
Various searches on the site have failed so far...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Why, oh why, oh why...
... Do I not follow my own advice and use Google first?
A very quick Google image search found it first time!
http://www.r21c.com/Images/AE070370050061.jpg[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I read it every night before going to sleep and yet I didn't know this one
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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'scuse me, could you say that again, please? I was thinking about something else...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Indeed!
THESE PEOPLE REALLY BOTHER ME!! How can they know what you should do without knowing what you want done?!?!
-- C++ FQA Lite
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Reluctantly I posted a C# question in the C# forum. I wonder if there is an answer to be found? To be honest, I believe that if I get anything it will be merely links to the LINQ answer which I specifically asked not to receive.
yes, this is a blatant promotion for a programming question I asked in the C# forum. Down vote at will : )
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I was tempted to reply with "Use LINQ" but found an alternate target for my day before the holiday boredom.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I'll go look, since you weren't nice enough to include a link.
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Doesn't look like a C# question. Is there a Mongo forum?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Unfortunately, it is a C# question since I can do it in Mongo just fine : (, it is specifically the C# library itself.
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Why does Will deserve downvotes because of your misbehaviour?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote: Down vote at will As you wish.
Just kidding.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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My wife just sent me a text picture of her legs - she picked blackberries in shorts.
Her pain is worth my gain - I do love fresh blackberries!
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Grief!
They are early - ours are still tiny and green. The raspberries the same.
The wild and cultivated strawberries are doing very well - those that haven't been eaten, that is...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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My strawberries were fantastic but sadly all are eaten.
I'm taking a huge gamble that none of this is meant as a euphemism...
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