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What's the rush? We've got 1400 hours, that's a lot of time.
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Never knew he was voice of Shaggy, knew him as the Sunday disc jockey of Top 40 hits. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
If first you don't succeed, hide all evidence you ever tried!
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Same here. Unless I forgot that I knew that I knew.
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From the SSL thread below.
Is "man in the middle" considered non-PC? Is anyone required to say "person in the middle" or "man/woman in the middle" or something equally ridiculous?
I know I know, stupid inane question but I'm bored...
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No, because all women are well-behaved and trustworthy.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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There are a few options here:
1) Your Significant Other is looking over your shoulder.
2) Your nose has increased in length by several feet.
3) You have never met Herself.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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"Man in the middle" should not be confused with "middleman".
The former implies(if you are a man), that you are generally f*****, a rock between a hard place, between the devil and the deep blue sea, etc.  Also, being the man in the middle, between two women, means you are usually talked over, around, and under, as the women participate in idle chatter. Unless they are very, very attractive, avoid this situation, and if not avoidable, earplugs are recommended.
Middleman usually means that you do the f***ing, as you create delays, add cost, and provide essentially no added value.
Marc
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It's only man-in-the-middle if there are two girls.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I still prefer to have one of the girls in the middle.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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At primary school we used to play "Piggie in the middle"
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I don't watch football[^] 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
I would agree with you but then we both would be wrong.
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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I don't drink alcohol either! 
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see the picture caption[^] apparently a doctors surgery was "two busy"
I knew the mail didn't have a good reputation for balanced reporting- but thought their reporters had at least learned English!
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Auto spelling correction often turns a typo into a different word.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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And a bad workman often blames his tools
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And an old adage is worth two in the bush...
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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And a stitch in time lets you keep your arm attached.
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_Maxxx_ wrote: but thought their reporters had at least learned English!
It says "Too busy: [...] two busy". Apparently the reports know how it's spelled. There's just a lot of too's and two's in the article
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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It's not the spelling that I find most appalling in the article thought 
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Well...is it the Daily Fail, so you have to make allowances.
But I'm surprised they didn't mention that Diana was murdered by immigrants who clubbed her to death with lowered house prices and bird flu - they normally do...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I actually had to check if the paper was called the Daily Fail (like The onion)
In our country its "How to lose weight", "How to save money" "Snakes to watch out for" etc. But the funny thing is that the newspapers in this country gets hefty subsidies from the government. Go figure, so some comedians asked if they should not fund the IKEA catalog as well, as they would also have some of the same information.
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It's the inflammatory BS that I don't like -- it's quite easy to "cut to the bone" in parts of the arm where the bone is right underneath the skin, and I'm pretty sure I could manage a two-inch-long shallow cut (requiring only *ten* stitches) with a cheese knife, let alone a chainsaw.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I cut my finger "to the bone" with a scalpel while trimming some parts on an Airfix kit back when I was about 13. It bled a bit so I washed it with diluted Dettol, squeezed the cut shut and wrapped a band-aid tightly over it. No stitches, no ambulance, minimal delay to my important model-making task! I mentioned it to my mother a few hours later, she looked at it, put a fresh plaster on it and that was it - I still have the scar.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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