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You assume that there will still be something recognizable as America when he's done pissing on the Constitution? That's a bit optimistic, I think, but we'll see...
Will Rogers never met me.
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The Neverending Story (of flying puppy dragons)
a.k.a. A Young Person's Guide to Existentialism
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that is correct, did you look it up?
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Nope.
I watched it with my kids years ago...
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"Forced soldier to study his lines."(9)
Not too bad for a Friday.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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CONSCRIPT?
Study: CON
Lines: SCRIPT
Forced soldier: CONSCRIPT
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Very well done!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Thank you. I think that's my second unassisted solution in a week. It If keep this up, then who knows, in ten years I might be allowed to call myself apprentice to OG or Tom Lawton.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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You're certainly getting better at this!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Sometimes, a possible candidate just leaps out at me but most other times, I feel like I'm staring at mud.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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I'd value your comments and insights about hosting ASP.NET sites with MS SQLServer on Mochahost. Their service offering seems complete and the pricing is competitive (might even say aggressive). TIA, John
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As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
John Glenn
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
Desmond Tutu
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
David Letterman
I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire.
Howard Hughes
After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
Italian proverb
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
Betsy Salkind
The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
Jean Kerr
I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
Jeff Foxworthy
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Emo Philips
Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
Harrison Ford
The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
Robin Hall
Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
Jean Rostand
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
WH Auden
In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
Jonathan Katz
If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
Johnny Carson
I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
Warren Tantum ~
Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a manwearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
Steve Martin
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
Jimmy Durante
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
Doug Hamwell
The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
George Roberts
If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
Jonathan Winters
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Robert Benchley
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Opps you forgot Gandhi's [^]
Wonde Tadesse
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One of the other developers at work today finally had a problem with ajax not working right in IE... but worked in every other browser (Firefox, Chrome, Safari, Opera). It was because of that "User Agent" string that IE 10 & 11 passes (the site worked in IE9 fine). If they are going to say they are "Mozilla" shouldn't they at least have it work in Mozilla compatible code is passed back from IIS? We installed a "patch" on our dev server and it finally worked after a reboot. We can't just reboot our live server whenever we want to install this patch (we have many financial transactions per minute). The thing that makes me the maddest is that why use "Mozilla" user agent string if your not to web standards like Mozilla? Microsoft doesn't have a clue what standards are. I use IE to test sites and to download firefox when I get a new machine. That is about the only thing it's good for. It's bad that open source browsers/servers can stay more compliant to web standards than a company that has billions to spend. That is my rant for the day
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Quote: Finally IE issue I know what you mean. I never had a problem with IE until I tried to use it.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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We normally have to do little work arounds here and there for minor things but this issues didn't allow the whole page to work. A page written in .NET, served by IIS, and tested with IE. 3 MS things that obviously don't always work together LOL
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rriegel wrote: A page written in .NET, served by IIS, and tested with IE. 3 MS things that obviously don't always work together LOL
The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
I'm on-line therefore I am.
JimmyRopes
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