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I've had nights like that shown in #7 - but I always used a screwdriver rather than a knife and the handle prevented that failure. But not the wine redecorating the ceiling...
Number 8 is easy to fix: There's an app for that[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Number 8 is easy to fix: There's an app for that[^]
Number 11 is easy to fix. Lock him in Oscar Pistorius' toilet.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Because you don't have any sock puppet accounts?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Smartass!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Basically the red triangle-ish thing (looks like part of the manufacturer's sticker) is a plastic widget called a plectrum. It's used to pluck the strings, and pretty hard to remove (I'd assume) if dropped in the sound hole.
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Unstring the guitar and reach in the hole?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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+5
but first i would try the following pattern:
"Shaken, not stirred"
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Sounds like that'd work. Never played guitar, do the strings stretch if they are used more than once?
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Good question, hence my "?"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Not that much, and the tuning screws are there to adjust the tension of the string.
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Keith Barrow wrote: is a plastic widget called a plectrum
That a UK English thing, or is that the proper name? Only ever called it a "pick".
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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Plectrum appears in Wikipedia, as does guitar pick. Perhaps plectrum is a formal name for it, could well be a Britishism? I do know it is normally abbreviated to "plec".
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If I'm reading that right, a pick is a specific type of plectrum. A pick is always a plectrum, a plectrum is not always a pick. Mystery solved.
CPallini wrote: You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him.
:Smile:
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It's called a "pick" and it's a trivial exercise to remove. Turn the guitar upside down, shake. Out falls pick. Continue playing.
Will Rogers never met me.
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For once I wish myt employers net-ninny was more heavy handed.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Since I've steadfastly refused to watch #11, I have no issues purging it from my mind.
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Oh I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
I wish to complain about these Post-It Notes, what I purchased not half an hour ago.
I wrote on one, stuck it to my monitor and it doesn't work! Nothing got posted here!
Can I have my money back?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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OriginalGriff wrote: I wish to register a complaint!
No it isn't, it's only sleeping...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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All right then, if it's sleepin', I'll wake it up! Hello Posty! I've got a nice biro for you when you wake up, Posty Post-It!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You stunned it, just as it was wakin' up! Norwegian Post-Its stun easily, major!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Look my lad, I've had just about enough of this. That Post-It is definitely deceased. And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long QA solution!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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It's probably pining for the fjords!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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What kind of talk is that?
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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It's just Griff being silly. I'm not prepared to pursue this line of posting any longer as I think this is getting distinctively silly!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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