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No Leslie jokes please...
...Well, if you must...
Shirley Temple dies at 85.
Telegraph[^]
Stopped making films at 22, yet everyone has heard of her.
What are Gay Bars going to call themselves now I wonder?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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The F u r t i v e C o c k?
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Le Coq Sportif?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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the Ex Shirley Temple?
the Tom Dailey?
the Vladimir Putin?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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What? Vlad a woopsie? Can't be, he's so butch!
speramus in juniperus
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he does like getting his shirt off and parading around with his mates doesn't he
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif) Watched a lot of her shows when I was young. Remember her running for office and after that never heard of her again until now. Quite a life.
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My grandmother, who lived to be 100 told me that the hardest part of growing old is losing all your friends.
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Dalek Dave wrote: everyone has heard of her.
me not  ?
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Is 'The drowned man' theater any good? Just planning to book the tickets but not sure if it's worth £48...
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If it's in Somerset or the Thames Valley, it could be you.
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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I can confirm Somerset should have the next crop of Olympic swimming medallists  ...
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I wrote an angry email to NSA condemning their spying of my email, but didn't know where to send it to. Then a friend suggested I leave it in the drafts folder, they'll read it anyway.
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 ...Hope they read that !!!
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Well, I just sent an email to my 80 year old aunt telling her that you are an anti-NSA agitator. I put "Probably a terrorist!" in the subject line.
She couldn't care less of course, but you'd better prepare a large pot of coffee. You're gonna get a bunch of visitors from the US real soon... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Oh, the irony of it!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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"Ok class! Got your petard? Good, now...hoist!"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Instructor: ...and you run into the place and yell death to the infidels then pull this pin to set off the charge.
Student: Which pin sir?
Instructor: This one...oops!
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/ravi
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...you are instructed to test a certain project without giving you exact details on how it has to be implemented. Or what will be the output? And then it prompted, "... has stopped working"
What have I done?
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
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Murderer!!! 
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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... and Ctrl+Add+Delete is the answer!
Don't mind those people who say you're not HOT. At least you know you're COOL.
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kArViD0tnEt wrote: .you are instructed to test a certain project without giving you exact details on how it has to be implemented. Or what will be the output? And then it prompted, "... has stopped working"
I love it when there is this sort of coincidence.[^]
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One of my favorite tasks are when they tell you do the A functionality in X project like its done in the Y project. And no one cares that the Y project is c#, X is c++ and the Y project uses for that functionality few free libraries and no one tells you how to do it
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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