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charlieg wrote: *YOU* are evil!
I resent resemble that. 
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charlieg wrote: Compared to what I used to do as a teen
I think about that every time I watch AFV. When you see what the kids do and get away with, it really is a wonder that anybody survives childhood (myself included).
From an evolutionary point of view, it is a real shame though... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Um. It's been done...[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I don't think he will try to hold up traffic anymore.
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A couple of years ago some plonker at our local mall was messing around and fell 20m to his death. He also didn't hit anyone before slam-dunking the concrete.
Ironically, it happened outside Boots pharmacy. Would you like aspirin for that headache? Travel insurance?
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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charlieg wrote: loud thud / splat.
Did they pick him up with a splatula?
I'll get my coat...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Pretty close. I didn't want to stare as some things you ought not to stare at (I seriously thought the guy was dying). Apparently, they have a couple of suicide jumpers every year.
Cures me of wanting to go to the mall... hello amazon.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Bleh, so more of the story comes out - turns out it was a suicide attempt, this would be the third one in the last 12 months. I expect to see heavy duty netting installed soon.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house.
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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... for the single geeks out there[^].
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Pretty cool story but one slip in the equation could lead to disaster. 
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The real shortcoming of dating sites is their lack of support for married couples seeking bisexual young women.
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I agree, the lack of bicyling in the criteria really throws a wench in the spokes.
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
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Isn't that on Craig's lists escort pages?
Joke aside, there might be a business idea there.
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A wonderful story, thanks ! I read the linked-to essay, by Jeff Ello, and I am glad to know idealism is not dead
“But I don't want to go among mad people,” Alice remarked.
“Oh, you can't help that,” said the Cat: “we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.”
“How do you know I'm mad?” said Alice.
“You must be," said the Cat, or you wouldn't have come here.” Lewis Carroll
modified 2-Feb-14 21:28pm.
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I'm glad you modified your post, it removed a level of cynicism I didn't account you for.
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... that the 2nd Article submitted to CP was just a collection of jokes?
Proof[^]
I was searching for an old message when I stumbled upon it, 'twas linked from an old Lounge post.
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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Some people will do anything for the points. 
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Boom tish!
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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That does not qualify as an article, we should report the article and the author
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He is younger than me!
No details yet.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Reportedly found dead in his apartment this morning, some overdose speculation.
Doesn't seem to be any confirmation he is dead yet, news sites just picking it up, some still suggesting May be latest death hoax.
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Dalek Dave wrote: No details yet.
Because you haven't added them yet? The Botham heart attack was inspired.
If it's real, a pity, he was a decent actor.
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Just saw that on FaceSlap, there they are saying drug related...I believe everything that I see on FB? 
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Dalek Dave wrote: He is younger than me!
So don't throw a pick in your arm and you should last longer than he did...
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