|
yeah - I looked at a few and thought 'how the f... do I even begin with these' ...
'g'
|
|
|
|
|
I know what you mean, Philip Seymour Hoffman just got approver status and you see what good that did...
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
+5 Nagy
'g'
|
|
|
|
|
Nagy Vilmos wrote: ...Philip Seymour Hoffman...
What did that drug pucked monkey do to get all this attention?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
|
|
|
|
|
That's why[^]
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
|
|
|
|
|
After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
|
|
|
|
|
Funeral's Thursday, no flowers.
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
We shall use his coat to cover his face.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
modified 3-Feb-14 7:02am.
|
|
|
|
|
Septimus Hedgehog wrote: We shall his coat to cover his face
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill...
speramus in juniperus
|
|
|
|
|
I've no idea what you're ranting about.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
|
|
|
|
|
Intelligent Flirting...
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
|
|
|
|
|
...and that's how the fight started.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
|
|
|
|
|
I was going to post that if noone else had.
|
|
|
|
|
super..but should take care about dinner..
Twitter : https://twitter.com/ss_shekhawat
|
|
|
|
|
let me now offer presents, quite romantically, so that usual villain will xxx you. (Zzzzzz)
|
|
|
|
|
Movie Quote Of The Day
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
Which movie?
|
|
|
|
|
M for Meaningless Quotes?
|
|
|
|
|
Shameel wrote: M for Meaninglessful Quotes?
FTFY
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dumpling wars?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
|
|
|
|
|
|
"DreamWorks' Kill Find Bill"... damn... I'm not in mood today
(yes|no|maybe)*
|
|
|
|
|
Santa Clause Outlook on Life
|
|
|
|
|
Eat, pray, love?
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
|
|
|
|
|
Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
|
|
|
|