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Well, don't look a gift horse in teh mouth, that's what I say. Mine was just over 5% 
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Congrats..
I didn't have a pay rise since years.. 
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Congratulations...
Celebrations over. Now go back to your rat-hole and start churning the code out 
On serious note, its good to hear about positives, as all over IT, they keep showing gloom picture of slow-down and budget cuts and all.
Enjoy your beer...
Thanks,
Milind
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Well, a Pay Rise is better than a C0ck Up! Or is it now? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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It's nice of them to try to soften the blow like that.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A couple of years ago I lost my sense of smell, and with it went a good bit of my sense of taste. Well tonight was 'leftover' night. When I got home the missus and the boy were out running an errand, so I helped myself to a big 'ol plate of tuna casserole (one of my favs). As I was about 2 fork fulls from finishing off said casserole, they came home and immediately proclaimed "What is that gawd awful smell?", yep you guessed it, the once fine casserole had seen its better days. I got a bad feeling, that in the not too distant future, I'll become real good pals with the crapper. 
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That would be a good bet, gook luck don't envy you!
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Sounds like you better brush up on the proper incantations before you begin making the offerings to the porcelain god.
Honestly, I hope that their reaction was that of just walking into room and being hit by the smell of reheated tuna. For some reason, it always smells worse than if you are there while it is warming up.
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I feel sorry for you, but that last bit about you becoming friends with the lav is hilarious. 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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jeron1 wrote: A couple of years ago I lost my sense of smell, and with it went a good bit of my sense of taste.
To lose one sense, Mr. Jeron1, may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Your so earnest Mark.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Well, people need to see the importance.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ouch! That might just leave a mark. Surprisingly, it only lasted a couple of eventful hours, the microbes must have had that Usain_Bolt[^] gene.
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jeron1 wrote: A couple of years ago I lost my sense of smell, and with it went a good bit of my sense of taste.
That means you can eat my girlfriend's food with saying it tastes like cr@p?
This isn't a signature
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Probably! 
I get that from the missus alot, she'll make things now that I didn't like before this happened and simply say, "What do you care, you can't taste it anyway..". As an added bonus, I also get full time puke (boy and dog) clean up duty, "What do you care, you can't smell it anyway..". Gee, why didn't I think of all these wonderful things when this first happened!
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I don't know what is going on around this place today, everyone is running around, going on about white boards and versions numbers.
The managers are grumpy, the minions are mumping.
Think it is time I sacked them all and outsourced this lot overseas...
That's the last time I come into the office during the week 
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It sounds like quite the pissing contest. Time to show them all who has the biggest whiteboard. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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while (goalNotReached)
{
put_foot( IsLastFootRight ? Foot.Left : Foot.Right, FootAction.Down);
}System.StackOverflowException was unhandled {Cannot evaluate expression because the current thread is in a stack overflow state.} [^].
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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Oh! Bill!
You forgot a bit of code...
bool GoalReached()
{
return (World.IsDominated && Your.Base.All(n => n.BelongTo(Us));
}
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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I recognised that walk.
It's the "drunk trying to look sober" stroll. 
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Either it is intended misinformation, or we still have time until Skynet rules every last one of us.
Then the usual question : is an android shaped really the best one for a robot ...? Might be that they failed at some basic requirement engineering.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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He doesn't have a whiteboard. Or an office. I'm now not sure what is up and what is down any-more, and I can't even count to 50.
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Got rid of the whiteboard. Word looks about the same. I like sticky notes and small pieces of notebook paper.
www.dirkstechblog.blogspot.com
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