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I saw the story on Auntie yesterday. 113. Apparently she was still "with it". A plucky old girl. I bet she could of told a story or two about life in the 20th C.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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She looks really pale in the picture, so she must have been ill.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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CP daily's "From the mind of me" wrote: I also apologize for completely forgetting to mention that the other day was 11/12/13, but we'll get it again next month, so I have another chance.
Another chance for what? 12/12/13? 12/13/13?
Wouldn't the next real chance be in almost 13 months? IE 12/13/14? Next chance after that is in almost 90 years: 1/2/3. I can hope the web and CP still exist then, I'm pretty sure they'll both exist at the next chance.
Wait, are these other chances less than 90 years from now? 1/2/34? 1/23/45? 12/3/45 
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Depends on where you are in the world, doesn't it?
The US-ians have had their fun with "November 12th 2013".
UK-ians are about to get 11th of November 2013.
The Japanese are a bit stuck because we have either 25th year of Heisei November 12th or 2013 November 12th, neither of which work particularly well...
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike... me...
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11th of December '13
Or what did I miss?
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: 11th of December '13
Or what did I miss?
No, you got it right. The other error he had was UKians when he meant to say, the rest of the world.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: The other error he had was UKians when he meant to say, the rest of the world.
True. When will the rest of the world wake up and realize the fastest changing value to the slowest in left to right order doesn't make sense... 
We USA'ns do like to bury our heads in the sand. Long live the foot!(Ugh. Our CDE's marathon is measured in KM, cones in M and clearance in CM. Why use a rational measurement when the irrational ones work? Sort of.)
Well, Celsius is based on impure water at sea-level! (Think of the accidents when distilled water is heated in the microwave and bursts into steam when sugar is added. Saw that one on Myth Busters. Would the rest of the world even know about M-B?)
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Manfred R. Bihy wrote: 11th of December '13
Oops!
My mistake! 
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike... me...
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PaulowniaK wrote: Depends on where you are in the world, doesn't it?
True that, since "me" used the local date format, didn't even think of the alternate dd/mm/yy format.
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What Paul said. Dec 11, 2013 - 11/12/13
I hate date formatting.
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TTFN - Kent
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But I have a headache. And am slightly radioactive in my right lovehandle.
Anyway, cancer-free for 4 hours now.
:p
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Much more importantly, you remember you CP password :_
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Autofill and cookies are my friends.
Also, when that fails to do the trick, there's a text file on my desktop full of passwords... :p
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Melanoma excised, along with a lymph node or two.
My wife made me do it.
"Go to the doctor."
"I will."
"Go to the doctor."
"I will."
"Go to the doctor."
"Oh, okay. Sheesh."
I gave it about 10 years or so to go away on its own. It didn't.
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"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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GenJerDan wrote: Anyway, cancer-free for 4 hours now.
And stay that way. That's an order. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Sheesh, the lengths some people go to to get upvotes.
As well as the C# do you now also know Kung Fu?
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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GenJerDan wrote: And am slightly radioactive
Welcome to the new age, to the new age! I am radioactive, radioactive!
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Imagine that, I actually know the reference. :p
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Keep on truckin' GenJerDan,
Bill (cancer survivor: 80 months and no remission)
"What Turing gave us for the first time (and without Turing you just couldn't do any of this) is he gave us a way of thinking about and taking seriously and thinking in a disciplined way about phenomena that have, as I like to say, trillions of moving parts.
Until the late 20th century, nobody knew how to take seriously a machine with a trillion moving parts. It's just mind-boggling." Daniel C. Dennett
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See Here[^]
Fantastic Prequel to The Day of the Doctor
Only 9 days to go.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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