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In regard to the retirement joke.[^]
Result:
When asked for the report the victim dropped his chin to his chest and said very slowly, "I... just... threw... out... that... report"
We had a good laugh.
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Bad guy!
Veni, vidi, vici.
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How long was everyone else able to keep a strait face and avoid tipping him off?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Not long.
Everyone was pretty anxious to point the finger at me.
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... and how long will you be in hospital?
speramus in juniperus
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Now that we have Obozocare death panels there may be no hospital stay whatsoever.
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4. No politics...
speramus in juniperus
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He was actually referring to the Irish clown O'Bozo that his company hired to work in the corporate health center.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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You know Nagy, he likes to marginalize the Irish.
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Is to answer funnily like MQOTD ?
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Mobile Safari 4 on iPad (iOS 3.2)
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iPad
iOS 3.2
Safari
Or, this is a trick question, and it sure looks like one. It is secretly an emulator or something?
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harold aptroot wrote: Or, this is a trick question
Yes and no: the UA is unaltered from the browser, the team of experts that set it up pretty much got every bit of information wrong. See my OP for the answer.
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Perhaps they did it on purpose. Maybe they figured that copying the UA from an iPad (it appears to be an exact copy, it matches the one given here[^]) would make things "just work" without all mobile sites having to adapt things specifically for their device.. or something..
Or, they're stupid.
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This is probably what will happen if burglars are offered programming jobs.
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The guy who used to write error messages for Microsoft apparently has a new job...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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You'r bad! The standard error handling for MS is very robust:
public class Api
{
public void call()
{
try
{
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
throw new Exception("An exception has occurred, good luck.");
}
}
}
speramus in juniperus
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Nowdays we've switched to predictive error reporting:
public class Api
{
public void call()
{
throw new Exception("An exception has occurred, no cookie for you.");
}
}
The MS Devs
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I thought that you were still looking for employment.
BTW, good luck on your interview today.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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public class Api
{
public void call()
{
try
{
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
try
{
throw new Exception("An exception has occurred, good luck.");
}
catch (Exception ex)
{
throw new Exception("An exception has occurred while trying to throw the exception, good luck.");
}
}
}
}
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The answer is ARCHIMEDES
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Guessing solution.
I had condidered this as a solution but dropped it thinking it was a name.
Leading - ARCH
One - I
Frenchman - M (Monsieur)
Point - E
Parisian - DES?
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It is not scrabble, proper nouns are allowed.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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