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MS generates two types of GUID: one that is MAC address based and one that is time based. If you generate them sequentially, it will tke you some time to get a duplicate but if you generate them at random, it is a lot easier to get a duplicate. I have had duplicates several times.
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Came home tonight from my sh*tty job-you-have-when-you-haven't-got-a-job only to find a round black adhesive rubber foot about 8-9mm in diameter sitting on my desk.
No idea how it got there, no idea what it's from and I have just scoured the house looking for anything it could be from and retracing my steps to find the devices I have handled today.
Like a steering wheel attached to my dick, it's driving me nuts.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Aliens?
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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No, they give him anal probes.
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Keith Barrow wrote: No, they give him anal probes.
My name is not Eric Cartmen.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Put in the "magic jam jar" in the kitchen cupboard, that's what I do I get something like that, Six hours, months & or years later when you find what it is off you can refit it (and appear a hero to those who are complaining about X being not level)....
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Either that, or he'll become the object of scorn for retaining 873 magic jars -- which are not in any way indexed, so their content can be safely categorised as "lost".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well yes, once the magic jar is full it moves to the garage, and the phrase "I had one those" and you get to hang out in the garage until you find it 
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Michael Martin wrote: Like a steering wheel attached to my dick, it's driving me nuts.
Careful it may have an airbag in it. Just don't rush to fast to find the solution. It could be painful.
I actually like the title "Black Adhesive Rubber Foot". Sounds like a Captain Beefheart song title or lyric.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Ah, I lost one of them from my keyboard.
Could you e-mail it to me?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Ah, I lost one of them from my keyboard.
Could you e-mail it to me?
On its way.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Keyboard, laptop, speaker, telephone are the usual suspects. Barring those, I'd really like to know what it turns up to be.
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Michael Martin wrote: Like a steering wheel attached to my dick, it's driving me nuts.
Cheered up my morning - I shall be stealing that phrase in our scrum meeting this morning!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "Hey buddy, can't you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!"
The man replies, "No, I can't read the sign - I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house.
Later that day, the guy is telling his friend about it: "I told him I was blind and I got a free beer!"
The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down.
The bartender says, "The sign says no dogs allowed! You'll have to leave!" The friend says, "Sorry, I can't see the sign because I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog."
The bartender replies, "Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?"
The man says, "They gave me a Chihuahua?"
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Good one!! 
The signature is in building process.. Please wait...
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Dammit!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Who reads a year old post - and who remembers?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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Who reads a 4h and 21min old post?
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You? Me?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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I guess so.
OK then I admit it, I wanted to post a Leslie reply and I knew the joke was an old one so it must have been posted here before. Quick search, hey presto, hey ho, that's me busted. 
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There are no limits in what men are ready to do for a free beer 
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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Is TJOTD = Terrible JOTD?
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Yes
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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