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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: The toilet paper dispenser in my bathroom is more intelligent.
I'll refrain from asking why.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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My wife tells me I'm a smartass, so...
Software Zen: delete this;
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I didn't see anything in the OP about intelligent robots. 
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Anthony Daniels[^]
1) You can't get a robot closer to human than him...
2) He is the droid you are looking for.
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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Data, or more precisely, his brother, Lore, who emulates human behavior much more realistically than Data. 
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: or more precisely, his brother, Lore
Especially the psychotic side of his "behaviour"!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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I think I won[^]...
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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The CodeProject is controlling them.[^]
People becoming wiser in order to notice the stupid things they did back in the young days. This doesn't mean that they really stop doing those things. Wise people still do stupid things, only on purpose.
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I say blade runner: Blade Runner
or terminator
modified 21-Oct-13 15:57pm.
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Wife... The only difference is it already reached Singularity so it controls you !!! 
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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You assume 'best' mean 'closest related to humans'?
I don't think so.
We make robots to be superior to humans, not to be 'like' humans. Except the Japanese, but Japanese are like Panda's as in they have the fastest declining population in the world. They don't like intimate relationships, sex and procreating, which means their present generation is closest related to robots. Does that count?
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Crap weather today, I am cold and so I have decided I need a warm drink.
Mulled Wine it is then. Cheap red, port, cinnamon, clove, orange, nutmug, sugar, warming
speramus in juniperus
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Gløgg, with port, blasphemy! 
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In Hungary, forralt bor ("boiled wine") is typically made from a cheap version of the country's popular Egri Bikavér and spiced with cinnamon and cloves.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulled_wine[^]
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is (V).
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hmmm. seems easier to just buy better wine ... ?
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Well, we can't say you didn't warn us. Now we just have to wait for the slurry posts.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I'm having a nice hot cup of tea instead. Of course, I am still at work and they have a funny attitude to alcohol in the US.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Quote: they have a funny attitude to alcohol in the US.
They turn nuts when they drink it? Or, perhaps its not usual to drink it on a monday?
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I think it is more that I am still at work. When I was back in Blighty it was no problem having a relaxing beer at lunchtime but here, in the Nanny State, that is frowned upon.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Although norwegians cant (currently) have alcohol at work, you can drink as much as you please after words, as long as you are sober the next day. You can actually drink quite a lot in order to get sober within 8 hours.
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Jeez - you mean that your employer actually allows you to get sloshed in YOUR FREE TIME???? How extremely generous of him! 
I could actually see a Swedish rule being made about not drinking in your spare time on week days, but if such a stupid rule (to add to all the other stupid Swedish rules) were to be made, I - as a Dane - would kindly and politely ask everybody to fluck off and mind their own damn business about what I do in my spare time.
That said, they also have another stupid unwritten rule here in Sweden that apparently says that you can drink a normal beer for lunch. Again, as a Dane, I find that ludicrous.
They have a very cramped and double standards look on alcohol here. Rant over! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Greg King
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Getting like that here now, I once heard someone say ( in the office in London ) "lunch is for losers" - he was a Canadian though. Do we work to live or live to work ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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