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An Airlines recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips.
Expecting valuable testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.
Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"
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Which reminds me of the Groucho Marx toast:
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!"
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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That is the traditional toast made by British Navy Officers[^] on Saturday nights, probably a long time before Groucho ever made it.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Adn the secretaries are all still filling out expense reports.
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"Heavily armed Apple store" priceless!
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I wouldn't be surprised if that were paid-for product placement.
God knows that the only computer manufacturer in the world is apple (because God only watches movies; it saves him a bit of time, like Cliffs notes).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I wouldn't be surprised if that were paid-for product placement.
You're probably right, I'd be curious to know what the psy would be for a plug like that.
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My kids have been playing this video non-stop on every device in the house for the past week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE[^]
After a week of listening to it I can't get it out of my head now. Just felt like I needed to share the love. 
(someone help me... please...)
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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The fox says, "Leslie[^]!" 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ah, so that's where they got it from.
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Thanks a lot I just got it our of my head since the last post and now...
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Mike Hankey wrote: and now...
Nying ding ding ding ding da ding da ding...
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You are a cruel person. 
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hehe... I have kids too... 
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When my kids were young it was the Barney song, that purple bastard.
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Yeah, he wasn't very big in Australia, but the Wiggles and Hi-5 were on constant rotation... Then I introduced my boys to Sum-41... I'll have a teenager in the house in a couple of months time... my how the time flies!!
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Arghhh Harghh Me Hearties.
Tis that time again when you land lubbers get to talk like us Pirates.
Shiver me timbers and cast your eye over Here[^].
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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"I could pay for that software, but I think I'll just see if there's a torrent available."
Am I doing it right? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That ye are!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Surely that should be, "That ye arghhh"?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Surely that should be, "That ye arghhh"?
Arrr tis true!
But only a scallywag whould call 'em Shirley!, aye he might have ye keelhauled!
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This post, brought to you by the letter Arggh.
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