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The fox says, "Leslie[^]!" 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ah, so that's where they got it from.
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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Thanks a lot I just got it our of my head since the last post and now...
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Mike Hankey wrote: and now...
Nying ding ding ding ding da ding da ding...
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You are a cruel person. 
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hehe... I have kids too... 
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When my kids were young it was the Barney song, that purple bastard.
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Yeah, he wasn't very big in Australia, but the Wiggles and Hi-5 were on constant rotation... Then I introduced my boys to Sum-41... I'll have a teenager in the house in a couple of months time... my how the time flies!!
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Arghhh Harghh Me Hearties.
Tis that time again when you land lubbers get to talk like us Pirates.
Shiver me timbers and cast your eye over Here[^].
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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"I could pay for that software, but I think I'll just see if there's a torrent available."
Am I doing it right? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That ye are!
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Surely that should be, "That ye arghhh"?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: Surely that should be, "That ye arghhh"?
Arrr tis true!
But only a scallywag whould call 'em Shirley!, aye he might have ye keelhauled!
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This post, brought to you by the letter Arggh.
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That it be
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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You don't have to talk in that stupid voice to me - I'm not a tourist!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5IFwHQhC3o[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Thanks Bob
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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Reason #37 why the internet is a bad thing.
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How's the Electric shock thingy going?
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Has that been another year gone by.... felt like the last one was only a couple of months ago.
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Anyone who starts with "Oo's a pretty boy then?" has obviously misheard, arrgh harrgh!
Avast, Stewart
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Don't know any Somali.
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One day an employee came in to work with both his ears bandaged.
When his boss asked him what happened, he explained: "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!"
"Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?"
"They called back."
/ravi
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Good one reminds me of another joke
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird sh*t!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
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