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If the conversation starts with "So your in the computer business are you?"
Then I usually know someone is going to ask me a question not relating to my pc's in anyway.
Like the one guy asked me to fix his video machine and when I told him I have no idea how to fix it, he said but I just told him I'm in the computer business.
Another case, fiend's dad asked me to fix his GPS...
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..with a predictable answer; "the cheapest thing you can get away with".
No, I'm not interested in comparing products, since they're already comparable. Go choose your color, the rest is non-sense.
Yes, *ANY* modern computer will have a fast browser. And yes, a fast word-processor. No, I don't care about your phone-religion - if you can make a call with your phone, the device works as intended.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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that 16+ also means everyone? 
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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That's too many multiple personalities.
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Chris Meech wrote: everyone
I can't remember having consulted you before, but ok, Chris:
"Which computer do you think I should buy?" 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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Oh, that's easy. Why the blue one of course.
Chris Meech
I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar]
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Chris Meech wrote: Why the blue one of course
No no no, he asked about computer not tablet!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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They come and ask my advice after they buy and things work like a quad-core-latrine
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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No one asked me till now. Off-course I don't have enough knowledge to suggest on any tech product except system.
Be Simple
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they beg for my help when they f***ed up their computer, either by stupid user actions or from surfing for porn on Eastern block websites.
"the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)
"But you probably have the smoothest scrotum of any grown man" - Pete O'Hanlon (2012)
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Ditto.
Or they come and complain that the PC is to slow because they got hoodwinked by the Sales person who sold them the biggest load of crap for top dollar.
If only closed minds would come with closed mouths.
Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!
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Whenever someone I know comes to me and says their computer is slow, I say, "You either have a virus or a virus scanner."
Blank looks and much hilarity ensue.
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
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Slacker007 wrote: Eastern block websites.
Now, what websites would that be? I'm just asking so that I can warn everybody about them. It would NEVER occur to me to actually visit them... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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How many link do you need? 
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I want all of the below, but what are they and how to use them ?
1) RAM
2) RAID
3) RAD
4) FAT
5) VGA
6) GHz
7) Intel
8) GeForce
9) Athlon
10) SATA
11) I7
12) HDMI
Also What if I should buy
1) Android Phone
2) Blackberry Phone
3) IOS Phone
4) Windows Phone
Tablets : Which drug store should I visit to buy the tablet Or do I visit the Tech Store for a doctors prescription ? Still Perplexed...
Ohhh I am so confused that it will be great if somebody gift me some gadget, I will never refuse, Also I will accept it as a real help, if they become a user manual to help in operating those. Thanks for the support.
Hey, now Naerling, you should re-vote, as I need your help in getting those "Technical Stuff".... 
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For now; 
Neither I have much experience in that at present, so I can suggest others.
But surely, one day I'll be one of those whose gonna vote 16+
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