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Yes, but he not very accurate, so you have a better than 50/50 chance of escape!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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Dalek Dave wrote: Yes, but he not very accurate
You go right on believing that. Even with my failing eye-sight, I could hit a target as big as you are, Dave. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I shall endeavour to run quicker!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
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You'll just die tired.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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I shall shoot back on the run and win.
My record was 1" at 300 yards, in the rain, hungover.
But then I was wearing a crherry beret and glowed in the daylight of 25 years ago!
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Even with my failing eye-sight, I could hit a target as big as you are, Dave.
That's no gresat feat, Stevie Wonder could score a hit if Dave was then target! 
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb -- they're often *students*, for heaven's sake. -- (Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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JustWorking wrote: Does this represent the voice of the community
Yes, as explained before, all votes are made by community members. Judging by some of your posts you have upset more than a few people in the past and continue to receive negative votes. Just ignore what has gone before and start posting sensible and useful messages. First off I would suggest you stay well clear of The Lounge, Soapbox and Back Room, as these are places where you can expect to have to fight your corner. Instead, go to the technical forums and QA and try posting some useful technical answers; you will soon find that your reputation recovers and people will stop hassling you.
The best things in life are not things.
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What teh matter, can't you take a little criticism?
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Sorry Keith, I don't think that helps. Regardless of the situation.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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Hans and Richard's replies pretty much cover it.
You always have the option of creating a new account and starting fresh.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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Yeah - we covered that option with him last week. He no speekee eengrish.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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Like the others, the site is running SUUUUUUUUUPER slow for me. I also noticed some other things. For one, the latest articles had some abnormalities (I think it said the latest updates were yesterday, and at another point the entire list was empty). Also, when I submitted some updates to my article, I got:
Error: Invalid viewstate. Client IP: {redacted} Port: 49186 Referer: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Articles/Edit.aspx?aid=196727 Path: /script/Articles/Edit.aspx User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/4.0; SLCC2; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET CLR 3.0.30729; InfoPath.2; MS-RTC LM 8; .NET4.0C; .NET4.0E) ViewState: /wEPDwUKMTc4MTI4NTQwNA9kFgJmD2QWAgICDxYCHgVjbGFzcwUXY29udGFpbmVyLWNvbnRlbnQgZmx1aWQWBAIJDxYCHgdWaXNpYmxlaGQCCw8WAh8ABQ9jb250YWluZXItbWFpbiAWBgIHD2QWBGYPZBYCZg8WAh4EVGV4dAWLATxkaXYgY2xhc3M9ImJyZWFkY3J1bWIiPjxzcGFuIGNsYXNzPSJzdWJkdWUiPlVwbG9hZCBuZXcgRmlsZXM8L3NwYW4+ICYjMTg3OyBBcnRpY2xlIFRleHQgJiMxODc7IDxzcGFuIGNsYXNzPSJzdWJkdWUiPkNvbXBsZXRlZDwvc3Bhbj48L2Rpdj5kAgMPFgIeCG9uc3VibWl0BQtPblN1Ym1pdCgpOxYCAgEPZBYqAgEPFgIfAgUjL0tCL2FzcG5ldC9NYW5hZ2VfSlNfSW5fQXNwTmV0LmFzcHhkAgMPFgIfAWhkAg8PEGRkFgBkAhEPFgIfAgUIVW5lZGl0ZWRkAhMPEGRkFgBkAhUPFgIfAgUJQXZhaWxhYmxlZAIXD2QWBgIBDxAPZBYCHghvbmNoYW5nZQUyU3RvcERpc2FibGVTZWxlY3QodGhpcyk7UG9wdWxhdGVTdWJzZWN0aW9ucyh0aGlzKTsQFZQBH.... Ticket: . Server: Web22
In addition to that, the preview page wasn't working for my article while I was updating it (said something like "that page is not available"). I seem to be on Web22 and Web23 (I think).
When I just tried to post this message, I got:
Error: Invalid viewstate. Client IP: {redacted} Port: 14291 Referer: http://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Edit.aspx?fid=1645&floc=/Forums/1645/Site-Bugs-Suggestions.aspx Path: /script/Forums/Edit.aspx User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 8.0; Windows NT 6.1; WOW64; Trident/4.0; SLCC2; .NET CLR 2.0.50727; .NET CLR 3.5.30729; .NET CLR 3.0.30729; InfoPath.2; MS-RTC LM 8; .NET4.0C; .NET4.0E) ViewState: /wEPDwULLTE1NjA5ODM3NDcPZBYCZg9kFgICAg8WAh4FY2xhc3MFF2NvbnRhaW5lci1jb250ZW50IGZsdWlkFgQCCQ8WAh4HVmlzaWJsZWhkAgsPFgIfAAUPY29udGFpbmVyLW1haW4gFgYCBw9kFgJmD2QWAgIJD2QWFgIFDxYEHglpbm5lcmh0bWwF2wFQbGVhc2UgPHNwYW4gc3R5bGU9ImNvbG9yOnJlZDtmb250LXdlaWdodDpib2xkIj5ETyBOT1QgUE9TVCBQUk9HUkFNTUlORyBRVUVTVElPTlMgSEVSRTwvc3Bhbj4uIElmIHlvdSBoYXZlIGEgcHJvZ3JhbW1pbmcgcXVlc3Rpb24gcGxlYXNlIHBvc3QgaXQgaW4gdGhlIHByb2dyYW1taW5nIGZvcnVtcyBhdCA8YSBocmVmPSIvc2NyaXB0L0ZvcnVtcy9MaXN0LmFzcHgiPmZvcnVtczwvYT4fAWdkAgYPEA8WBh4NRGF0YVRleHRGaWVsZAUETmFtZR4ORGF0YVZhbHVlRmllbGQFAklkHgtfIURhdGFCb3VuZGdkEBUGYTxpbWcgYWxpZ249InRvcCIgYWx0PSJHZW5lcmFsIiBzcm.... Ticket: . Server: Web24
Seems Web24 is naughty too.
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I'm aware. There is sufficient gnashing of teeth and swearing.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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Not sure if it's side wide, or just web22, but the only thing loading in the sidebar area is:
Bold indicates new messages since 16:04 23 May '11
and the insider banner.
3x12=36
2x12=24
1x12=12
0x12=18
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Another side effect of the problem
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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yep, i see that on web22 as well
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Now web24 is having problems.
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Is anyone else having trouble with page load speeds and performance right now? WEB 21 and 24. Everything was find up to about 10 minutes ago.
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** You don't hire a handyman to build a house, you hire a carpenter.
** Jack of all trades and master of none.
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It is just you.
No, not really, I too am getting frustrated with the slowness.
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I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
CCC Link[ ^]
Trolls[ ^]
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Yepp, everything takes ages right now. But then have a look at the number of members online: about 73,900. That might be the reason.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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Web 2, 22, and 23 are crawling as well. I think it's the entire site that's wobbling.
3x12=36
2x12=24
1x12=12
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Still slow as molasses... web21, 22
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Looks like a DM issue. I've sent in the elite hamster squad.
cheers,
Chris Maunder
The Code Project | Co-founder
Microsoft C++ MVP
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I wonder if we can have an option to draft out a message and store it on CP (just an idea!).
Would make life easier at times.
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it.
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