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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
GeneralRe: Embrace the dark side - use an ORM Pin
Dale Margel20-Oct-10 16:00
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AspDotNetDev20-Oct-10 16:55
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fjdiewornncalwe21-Oct-10 3:34
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Richard A. Dalton20-Oct-10 23:28
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GeneralRe: Stored Procs, Packages, Views...Pah! Pin
ohmyletmein21-Oct-10 12:47
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Funny stuff.

Database related code should remain with the database. Just because in your experiences people don't seem to be able to write good clean sql code doesn't mean its to be avoided. Before a proc is committed to source control or production it should be reviewed just like you should with other code you write. Instead of complaining and avoiding the real world, offer your expertise to help others, offer your time to review and explain the hows and whys of your criticisms. Don't let the end product suffer just because some are not as capable as yourself. Make the best choice of technologies to use, decide on the best way to use them, educate yourselves and your peers.
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Richard A. Dalton21-Oct-10 23:28
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GeneralReturn of an old friend Pin
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Rob Grainger19-Oct-10 3:13
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Richard A. Dalton19-Oct-10 3:29
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GeneralSome more pain (the non-local local) Pin
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Bernhard Hiller17-Oct-10 20:45
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GeneralI just got greeted by this PinPopular
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