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Phew!
I was afraid I'd get 0 out of 3. 33% is at least something
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Q: What kind of birds stick together?
A: Vel-crows
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Short, sweet and seems original (at least CP original )
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I don't do jokes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Apparently neither do I.
At least I tried
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CBadger wrote: neither do I
Well, you got that right today, anyway!
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I got something right today?!
I must be moving up at a tremendous pace in your book then
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CBadger wrote: At least I tried
Joke or do not joke: there is no try.
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I Jest
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Better to have tried and failed.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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That was good one. Original !
Thanks,
Milind
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On second thought...perhaps we should bring back down-voting in The Lounge.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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I'll get my stray jacket, uhmm i mean my coat!
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If it was, please don't make it retrospective; I'd be well and truly Michaelmartined (farrked) if it was.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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My friends say I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid. I can stop at any time.
*boom tish*
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Wow! Don't stop, you are (not) on a roll, exactly what I needed in my brake-away. Not to cause friction that might bring the crowd to a stand still, but aren't you out of breath after just one drink?
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Ho my....
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Would you perhaps be interested in buying a bridge? Or maybe you are willing to help out in a small transaction from Nigeria?
If only the NASA had known about airtight bedsheets, they would not have had to spend as much money on space suits for their astronauts.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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What if I told you the husband was MM?
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Nah, he ain't Clint Eastwood[^].
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
I hold an A-7 computer expert classification, Commodore. I'm well acquainted with Dr. Daystrom's theories and discoveries. The basic design of all our ship's computers are JavaScript.
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That's looks like a fake news website, but the (f)article sure is funny.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Pity it's a fake - if the seal had been "airtight" then the flatulence could not have "displaced all the available oxygen" as it would have had no-where to go...
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No[^] (see the second busted thing). Also, it's a satire site.
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