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After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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Funeral's Thursday, no flowers.
speramus in juniperus
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We shall use his coat to cover his face. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
modified 3-Feb-14 7:02am.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: We shall his coat to cover his face
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill...
speramus in juniperus
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I've no idea what you're ranting about. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Intelligent Flirting... 
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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...and that's how the fight started.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I was going to post that if noone else had. 
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super..but should take care about dinner..
Twitter : https://twitter.com/ss_shekhawat
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let me now offer presents, quite romantically, so that usual villain will xxx you. (Zzzzzz)
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
Which movie?
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M for Meaningless Quotes?
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Shameel wrote: M for Meaninglessful Quotes?
FTFY 
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Dumpling wars?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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"DreamWorks' Kill Find Bill"... damn... I'm not in mood today
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Santa Clause Outlook on Life
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Eat, pray, love?
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Listening to the TV news this morning while imbibing my wake up fluid ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) I was regaled with an article on plastic surgery.
The industry in the UK is regulated by an association which controls quality in a business which mostly earns its money by making ladies chests larger. Oh they do liposuction, and facelifts too, but the majority of their work is asthetic implants.
The associations name? The British Association of Athletic Plastic Surgeons, or BAAPS for short...
Baps[^] - Fnurrk, fnaar!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Quote: Every time I post a question, there is always that "OriginalGriff" that answer my question, I dont know him, but I think he's father's name is "Google" xD
This is indeed said by one of the members of CodeProject to me while we were chatting.
And I like the last part:- "he's father's name is "Google" xD". Actually most of the CodeProject would agree with this statement.
@OriginalGriff is the most reputed member and always helps guys with problems. He is very cooperative and supportive. I would even like to add @SAKryukov (Sergey Alexandrovich Kryukov) and many other guys to that list.
What you feel? 
modified 3-Feb-14 2:58am.
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For sure OG and SAK - and lot of others (http://www.codeproject.com/script/Awards/MVPWinners.aspx[^]) are forming a very solid base of knowledge here at CP.
With these people around we can go swimming...
(OG! SAK! I have two unanswered questions in QA - please... )
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
modified 3-Feb-14 2:57am.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: solid base of knowledge her at CP
I guess underlined word is just a typo or have I got it wrong?
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