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I need some.
For many years I have had bad sleep patterns. Unlike normal people, the more tired I am the harder I find it to sleep. Sometimes I will even go several weeks without an undisturbed night. You could say I am up all night worrying I may have insomnia.
Well last night I slept it fits and starts. I guess it could have been worse, it could have been stits and ...
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Sorry, got busy last night with a bunch of crapola that I didn't need.
Give me a call this afternoon (after 2.00pm).
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: Sorry, got busy last night with a bunch of crapola that I didn't need.
Nagy's much vaunted tax-return?
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I think I may have posted this story on here before but never mind.
I have never slept well, right from being a baby, just don't sleep much and don't fit into a 24 hour day at all.
When I was 19 it was becoming a problem with university so I went to see my doctor to see if he had any advice. He went through a few things to try, before his final comment was "and try having more sex".
Try having more sex?
I was a 19 year old male, at university, I spent every waking moment trying to have more sex. And I had insomnia so that was more than most.
It's not like he was going to write me out a prescription, or even give me a note I could show to girls.
Try having more sex!
"and remember, keep breathing "
I still can't sleep.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Quote: chriselst wrote: Try having more sex!
Your first encounter with "Try...Catch...Finally" ?
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Wait, there is an API for that:
private void SolveSleepingProblem() {
try {
HaveSex();
HaveSomeMoreSex();
}
catch (NoSexException nse) {
Console.WriteLine("Syntax error: no sex found.");
}
catch (BadSexException bse) {
Console.WriteLine("All sloggies should be removed before attempting.");
}
catch (InterruptedCoitusException ice) {
Console.WriteLine("The Sex procedure has terminated abnormally. Please refer to your sexual life administrator.");
}
finally {
Condom.Release();
Sleep();
}
}
[Flags]
public enum Bool {
True, False, ForSure, Maybe, ProbablyNot, Depends, NotDecidedYet, Undefined
}
private interface IShy { }
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chriselst wrote: Try having more sex
I'm married.
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Eldest is having Sex Ed currently. It is lovely to see her squirm when we remind her that that is were she came from and, yes, Mummy and Daddy did IT.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Mummy and Daddy did IT
Twice!
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Oh no, we let them know we were at it like rabbits. It's more embarrassing for them that way. I seriously find it funny that our daughter can't believe that we'd do that; it's just so much fun to tease her.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: Mummy and Daddy did IT
Are they programmers or project managers?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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My daughter is only two at the moment, but it's hard for me to see that she'll ever be the squirmish kind. It will be me that's doing the squirming I'm afraid.
The boy though, is of a totally different kind...
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If you don't bother reading the thread and just click on your post the subject and body much unfortunate reading together.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Yes, I can see that now.
But considering your adventures in the Forest, I still feel I have a long way to go in unfortunate innuendos, whether deliberate or not.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I need some.
Snigger!
Nagy Vilmos wrote: Unlike normal people, the more tired I am the harder I find it to sleep.
That's actually quite common. can't sleep because you're thinking about something, get tired, start worrying about not getting to sleep - which keeps you awake ...
Does your mrs. concur that you have sleepless nights? I ask because one common thing is for people who are worrying about something to actually sleep - but dream they are awake and lying in bed tossing (oh! err! Missus) and turning.
My Father was one of them. For many years he would tell us how he hadn't slept more than an hour the previous night, while in fact we had all been kept awake by his 'the flying scotsman enters the Billingshurst tunnel' snoring.
It took the advent of the cassette tape recorder to convince him.
Oh, and the Gin doesn't help
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Considering I'll come downstairs to read and have a hot drink or samich, I am pretty certain that I do not sleep. Oh, Mrs Wife sleeps like a baby; even wets the bed.
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I sleep like a baby too. wake up crying every hour or so and want to suck on a breast.
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have you tried melatonin, zma, or anything "natural" like that?
Elephant elephant elephant, sunshine sunshine sunshine
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Juniper and Quinine are natural
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What they are told in this case is "Any Technical Matters To Come Through David"
Complaints abound that a set of email accounts are no longer working.
Investigation shows that the domain name has not been paid and is suspended.
Go to 'Go Daddy' (for it is they) to try to pay and have it reinstated.
Go Daddy say that I need to have the access password, which is not written down.
I find out that the domain name was requested by a company that was asked to provide a webspace by one of our no longer with us employees.
So I try to call the webspace company to get the details so that I can go back to Go Daddy to get the domain name paid for again.
The company that the employee who no longer works for us used has gone into administration and is not able to help, as no-one knows who set it up, where the records are or how to organise a piss-up in a brewery.
I am vexed.
Fortunately the domain name will soon be out of registration completely so I will be able to buy it back and point it to a new webspace.
But until then...
No emails, no online presence and a bag full of sh*t for David.
Sometimes I hate my job.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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and what was the name of the domain again?
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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WWW.YeahRight.com
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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beat me to it!
Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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