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RyanDev wrote: Bob is a butcher. He is 6 feet tall. What does he weigh?
Pork butts?
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Vegetarians.
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RyanDev wrote: What does he weigh
meat. Obviously.
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He weighs in on any topic that he chooses.
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He weighs the wuverrwy wady.
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Nothing - he's invisible.
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..nothing to say, just joining in with this week's fashionable pointless topic. Hope it's gone away by next week
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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It will be. Unless I catch a CPian's picture on there.
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Brent Jenkins wrote: Hope it's gone away by next week
I hope it is gone by the end of the day, at least.
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Emilio Largo wrote: I hope it is gone by the end of the day, at least.
It would be nice, but I think you may be hoping for too much
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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No - we don't care if Ashley Madison dies.
We still miss Leslie here, as you can tell.
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Surely you can't be serious.
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No particular reason, I was just dying to know...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Ask an intern
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I think that would be a grave mistake, you dig?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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You know, an "undertaker" is short for "underwear taker", and I am fairly sure no one here will admit they take underwear. Unless, it is Ashley's underwear.
modified 23-Jul-15 10:05am.
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Do you have any links to that or was this an obvious joke I just totally missed?
Jeremy Falcon
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It was a joke. I added the icon. I sometimes think the icon ruins the joke, when I am trying to be deadpan in the delivery.
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Yay one for the Internet then... mabye... sorta... kinda.
Jeremy Falcon
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This thread is dead to me.
You can lead a developer to CodeProject, but you can't make them think.
The Theory of Gravity was invented for the sole purpose of distracting you from investigating the scientific fact that the Earth sucks.
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This joke should be deep-sixed.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Have you a plot?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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