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I don't have to worry about that for 2 reasons
1. you don't live here in the UK
2. I live in a block of flats and my mailbox is on the top row
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Simon_Whale wrote: 2. I live in a block of flats and my mailbox is on the top row
I'm very tall.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: Easy to piss through the slot of someone you don't like Did you read the post about the German Shepard? I'd recommend not sticking your manhood into a house without knowing which pets are there.
Now while you are pissing, smile to the camera please. You're now an internet-celeb
Michael Martin wrote: or maybe pour through a few litres of petrol followed by a match If you are that paranoid, then indeed, you need a gun. If anyone is up to something like that, then not having a hole in the door for letters is not going to stop them.
You light the car, wait till the owner comes out screaming, walk in the house, grab the bacon, exit through backdoor. Leave a sign on the backdoor stating that one was really impressed with the impenetrable door.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: Only the 'Merkins seem to believe that unsecured boxes on the street Only some places are that way. It's for efficiency (or laziness). It's much faster to drive and deliver mail than to walk it to every front door.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It would be more efficient if they stopped delivering it. You could go fetch it yourself from the distribution point.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: It would be more efficient if they stopped delivering it. That's how Mexico was when I lived there.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Uhhh... no... Canada has largely the same system; a mailbox at the end of your driveway. And, I've never had anything taken from the mailbox in Canada or the US.
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But Canadians are honorary 'merkins, so that example doesn't count.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Yeah... just try to take your firearms across the border and see how well that works...
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Canada Border Control : "What would you like to bring to our Country"
Me : "My tank"
CBC : "have you filled out the Formula?"
ME : "Yes"
CBC : "Okay roll in!"
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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When I lived in Pompey - Women were allowed to the shops and to the school run in their robes - apparently.
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If you think that is bad, Look at Google Images for "people of walmart".
Be prepared to lose your lunch...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Unless they're Jedi robes
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When I was younger, an escaped mental patient was so easy to spot.
They'd be walking around in their pyjamas talking to themselves.
Now that might be a slacker with a hands-free mobile phone.
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Quote: They'd be walking around in their pyjamas talking to themselves.
Damn I better quit doing that.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Since I live next to the Post Office, we don't have mailboxes, we get free PO boxes. So, I guess I can walk into the Post Office wearing my robe without looking like a mental patient, but I wouldn't really try it.
Marc
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I don't know as I would either. 😏
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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A few years back, a friend went out the back door in his bathrobe to feed the dogs. The door closed behind him and locked. Then, he heard his wife and children heading out the front door on the way to school and work. He tried to get their attention, to no avail.
As they started down the road, he threw his slipper at them in an attempt to alert them.. still nothing.
He didn't have a cell phone on him, so went to the neighbours house and asked to use her phone. He called his wife's work and left a message for her. The neighbour then informed him that her husband had left her and she was lonely.....
He decided to wait at home, in the cold (it was winter, so probably mid 30's F) for his wife.
She got the message and drove home, but couldn't stop laughing at him and still laughs about it when we mention it.
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I'm in trouble; we have a mail slot in our front door.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Write some code
public void SomeMethod()
{
Method1();
bool valid = Method2();
if (valid)
{
Method3();
Method4();
Method5();
Method6();
}
else
{
Method7();
List<string> values = Method8();
foreach(string value in values)
{
Method8(value);
}
}
}
It's been a good day
Derp: Hey, I need to add logic to your code, can I do some refactoring?
Me: Sure Derp, just check it in when you're done
Derp: *taps away* *checks in*
public void SomeMethod()
{
Method1();
bool valid = Method2();
if (valid)
{
Method3();
Method4();
Method5();
Method6();
}
else
{
Method7();
List<string> values = Method8();
foreach (string value in values)
{
Method8(value);
if(something) Method9();
}
}
}
Me:
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Could be my boss, but wait no... there are some thousands returns missing for that
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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CTRL+K, CTRL+D, PUNCH+FACE
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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One of the best features in VS...
The K-D thing, not the face-punching... Though that would be a nice upgrade... Hmm.....
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I use CTRL E+D, the K is too far away!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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"Refactoring", you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means...
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