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Another salty comment. However, it seems to me you're mizzen something.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You've been drinking too much port.
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That reminds me of a gentleman, of a certain nationality, who asked if I could recommend a good Port - I suggested Southampton.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Your jokes are yet still adrift and/or running aground, yet still the commenting crew upon the gangway of their keyboards to log their charted coiled course in the wake of a squalling flood of un-fathom-able capsizing yet fouled jests ever so anchored, all in the hopes you'd bow to them ...
FLARES away!!!
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You are our anchor here.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I can't fathom out what league he's in
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Maybe the 20,000 one.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I saw an obit in the paper yesterday for ** Mustard.
The first thing I thought, "was it the lead pipe in the library?"
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Pat Mustard is dead? He of the massive tool? Damn.
This space for rent
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I don't suppose there's anything to be said for saying another Mass?
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Only if we can do what Gene Hackman did in the Poseidon Adventure.
This space for rent
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Oh , I forgot he was in it.
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Those women were in the nip!
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Who names their kid ** ?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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It's a little more fancy than merely *
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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It's childish really.
So volume to 11, browser to full screen and HIT THE LINK![^]
veni bibi saltavi
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Brilliant!
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Very appropriate for such a blowhard
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Would you move to Canada if he became president? Just curious.
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No
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Canada won't be safe. I'm going to my nuclear bunker beneath an extinct volcano ... on Mars!!!!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Marvelous! got a what the elephant from others present!!
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Have you got wifi at the dole office then?
veni bibi saltavi
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